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    Banks - Bankers

    That was the job he's applying for.
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    The Island with Bear Grylls

    You already look like you've been shipwrecked.
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    The Island with Bear Grylls

    I'd like to think I'd be better than some of these blokes, but it's crap TV to see them doing ok. They need drama queens and lazy fuckers to make it watchable.
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    The Island with Bear Grylls

    Can you all stop calling him a Manc, he's from Stockport - like me... With a bit of luck the entire male population of SK1 - SK5 will be transported there soon.
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    True or false. Is it true, or false ?

    Lynn Foulds Wood - True or False
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    Have a rant thread

    Isn't that being repealed next year?
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    200 Nigerian girls abducted

    You'll have to be quick, she's on my list.
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    Have a rant thread

    That should have said mither, which in the late 90's was my euphemism for clumsily attempt sexual congress.
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    Have a rant thread

    A mate of mine organised the premier of The Cube, I was invited up until the point she overhead me on the phone, shitfaced, telling my mate I was going to mother Jennifer Lopez. My invite disappeared.
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    Jordan AKA Katie Price

    She went out with a lad near us who worked in a sun bed shop. Amazed it didn't last.
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    Cancer

    I could feel Stringers tense as he walked passed that cash, he eyed up a dash for it but there were too many in the way!
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    Seafood

    I ate them!
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    Seafood

    No! But the rest of the kitchen looks like a bomb zone.
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    Seafood

    Crayfish risotto with asparagus and courgette, very nice it was too. [/url]
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    The Foodie thread

    Here they are defrosted [/url]
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    The Foodie thread

    Yes, it's the whole thing. I thought it'd just be the tails.
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    Seafood

    We had sashimi on our honeymoon. The wife was a bit worried about it at first and didn't fancy it but it was prepared in front of us, the chef was brilliant and told us that the fish was in the sea an hour before we ate it. That night we ate our body weight [/url]
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    The Foodie thread

    They are precooked, will that be ok?
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    The Foodie thread

    We bought some frozen crayfish from IKEA a few weeks ago. Just gone to defrost them for tomorrow, was thinking risotto but there are fucking loads of them. Any suggestions?
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    Have a rant thread

    Good thinking ! To give you an idea of the average age of our umpires... http://www.cheshirecricketboard.co.uk/Charlie%20Fenton.html
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    Have a rant thread

    He was about 107, it wouldn't surprise me if it finished him off.
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    Have a rant thread

    Cheats. We played cricket yesterday and one of the umpires pulled a muscle so couldn't do the 2nd innings. We were fielding so the opposition provided the square leg umpire. After about 10 overs their best batsmen gets stumped, it wasn't even close but the cheating cunt at square leg didn't give it. That then means the rest of the game is played in a really poor spirit. I told the bloke it's the 3rd division of the Derbyshire and Cheshire League so if winning means that much to him he mustn't have much else going on in his life. The batsmen got about 40 before being given out caught behind off his pad but he'd done enough damage by then. To make it worse the cheat came and found me in the bat afterward and tried to justify it. I had to leave.
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    Max Clifford arrested on sex offences

    Is that true? Yes, this man has no dick.
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    Cancer

    All it would have taken was a PM and I was doing a uturn on the M5!
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