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Skrtel (what happened with him in the kop?) Masch Alonso

chocolate is chocolate... ;) yeah, dishwashers have been around for a few years now, mine is 13 and she does a fab job... I'll send her over.. only a fiver a week... bargain...

got any hot chocolate in? or am i pushing my luck?:whistle:

just thought i would add this.... just out of interest like... In terms of heterosexual behaviour, the British Sexual Fantasy Research Project data reveals that the average British heterosexual male will have had actual sexual contact, defined as “oral sex”, “vaginal sex”, “anal sex” or any combination thereof, with an average of 15.64 women during his lifetime. The typical British heterosexual female will have will have had comparable sexual contact with an average of 14.56 men during her lifetime. For both males and females, the average number of sexual partners rises across the life cycle, refuting the notion that most people pack their promiscuity into their teens and twenties. This seems not to be the case at all. Sex matters - Times Online yeah lads you wont like the rest of the article, it seems men are more inclined to try another bloke out then a woman is to try out another woman... incidently whilst sounding like a total slapper on this thread, i have yet to reach half the above number.....:biggrin::thumbsup:

Grimshaw is on on a sunday night, just taken over ?annie macs show at 7pm? Nihall's alright, jsut too fookin early to get up to of a weekend... westwood.... just knowing his show is about to start make you turn the radio off....

awww but it wasnt worth going back for 2nds...:ermm:

Fook off, Emotion clouds judgment... hang on, so does being horny and not getting any, ok, we are all screwed in the grand scheme of things... best to keep as clear a head as possible, with only alcohol clouding the picture of ugliness in front of you.... :drool: the above about ignoring the date, if he doesn't contact why should i contact... i can ignor him too.... im not chasing any bugger... i shower daily :whistle:

yeah, made perfect sence to me..... no contact... works a treat....

I've got the right idea, when a bloke doesnt keep in touch after a date..... i ignor him!:tease: Fook that chasing/stalking shit....too much effort.... I also change my mobile number around every 6 months.... to get rid of the odd knob job that tries staying in touch with me.... i left before the end of the meal.... get the message.... :wallbutt: Ive got this lark sorted..... :yes:

Yeah what he said was right... funnily enough as soon as the arse moved out the issue disappeared... still i got my own back.... :yes:

yeah but that involves giving out your address.... :whistle: the idea of the getting over the ex shag fest is no one can come back and haunt you.... ;)

why? you do you fart in the bath??? :drool:

I did 13 years... was months before i got the guts to get down to it with someone else.... shit... bad idea, best to forget what its all about... i wanted it for breakfast, dinner and tea after that... poor bloke.... agreed, not that i've smelt fish like, but good grief... bit of courtesy not too late to book a travel lodge.... when i became single me mum said - you dont shit on your own door step... result, in the 3 years i have been single, I've never dated anyone local and not one bloke has ever been back to mine..... not bad eh? no fooker knows where i live, no-one has my land line and no-one local knows what i get up too.... keeps the minsters daughter image in tact :whistle:

What other things would go through your mind, if your on a dead cert? I would've thought that would be a normal thought process?? just remember to do the solo forplay before you leave the house if its been that long.... ;)

Yep, taking advantage of a bloke who said the above....;) Edit: i mean, a bloke who had the sense to say, sorry love cant deal wth the kids, but any chance we can see each other again??

fecking hell, have you not seen how many women are up for just a shag, dont do the bull shit, be honest and it might surprise you... its when the "ooooo i really like you" and "when can we meet again" and "kids dont bother me" shit that pisses us off. Kids bother everyone.... We get just as horny as you lot and no complication sex comes in handy now and again.... Then again, if she expects more, you know from the start to keep your dick in your pants!! There are some mad women out there.....

Going back to slagging someone of..... but it brought back a memory, my fooker of an ex posted some shit about me on here a few years ago, nothing to bad, but hey i'm a moody bitch.....the barstuard still doesnt know it, but the meat of his meals that week had been frozen, thawed and frozen several times before cooking... his gut and arse paid the price for slagging me off.....

erm, thanks for clearng that up... i think...

yeah, can you explain for the thick arse here (me) what an ex-ex is... Cheers...

Fookers over charged me by £76 end of november..... took me almost 4 months and about the same cost in phone calls to get it back... does that help??

FFS!! i admit it, i totally admit everything!!! i am the biggest cunt ever.... i didnt give him permission to keep on shagin me best mate!!! FOOKIN DAMN RIGHT!!! They either see them regularly or not at all.... Edit... ideally more then once every 3 months would be nice....

He's competeing with his wife, shes managed to put on 4 st...... she is about 8 months preggers??

Not if there is ONE version we can all print off from the website, I haven’t got a hope of getting to the meeting, but I will be at the game. I also think it might be better handing them out from where we sit - take one pass it along type of thing. Fans are stationary, more likely to absorb what they are reading. Just an idea…. :whatever:

The A55 is a nightmare of late.... 60 mins from Chester is a bit optimistic... good luck in what ever you decide though....

I remember some bloke flashing me when i was 13, creased my sides laughing whilst pointing at 'it' bloke zips up and runs off.... my mum didnt even bother calling the police. last month, bloke, learning disabled started chatting to my daughter shes 13, she freaked, legged it home, burst into tears... difference, i grew up in skem, she's growing up in rural wales....