Redder Lurtz

This. When we're shit as a team he offers fuck all. I love the kid but it's what it is.

I can forgive the result after last week's shit show but I cannot forgive the most cowardly, gutless European 2nd half performance I've ever seen under Klopp. That was fucking dreadful. At half time we were in control. Three attacking subs later we were on our knees spreading our arse cheeks for a shit mid table Italian team. Utterly fucking unforgivable. Wankers.

We're fucking shite. What a shit show of a 2nd half. Three attacking subs and all we've done is defend. Fuck off.

I'd have bet my nob on that going in.

I'd have bet my nob on that going in.

My thoughts exactly!

Am I the only one who read that in the voice of Arnold J Rimmer?

That's what I thought. Have a fucking word with yourself Laura.

Hey Abu Dhabi...

Fuck them. I wouldn't want them to win a fucking raffle, let alone another European Cup. Fucking cheating shitcunt bastards.

Hey Arsenal...

Gerrin Bayern

Did anyone else rewind to listen to Paul's epic rant about Guardiola? I did. Twice. Magnificent rantage and exactly how we all feel. It proper made me smile though. Must be tough to get yourself up for making a pod after a result like that but as a red living in Yorkshire it's very cathartic for me, as I'm sure it is plenty of others. Always good to hear John G after a shit loss too. Nobody does sheer despondency like John can. Thanks lads. Always appreciated from all of you who participate. Oh, and Paul is ahead of Chris 1-0 in Damp Squid Game

Have that, Qatar FC

Who the hell is she actually appealing to? Just been watching her interview on BBC. What an absolute batshit fucking arsehole she is.

Anyway, enough of the FF...

That Jackson is a proper cunt

...and then along come Everton to cheer us right up.

I love watching him play. And anyone pinning Atalanta on him needs to give their head a shake. However the fact is he's got the lowest shot to conversation rate of all our forwards, 10%. If he had Jota's finishing ability, 25%, we'd win the league. He's not a whipping boy; the whole squad have been dogshit for parts of this season but big players need to step up and do their jobs, which he hasn't done. His profligacy has cost us the league. He's now a problem because he's not worth half what we paid for him but I'm fucked if I want to watch a other 2 seasons of him missing sitters. Cut our losses, get rid and buy a finisher.

Drury sounds like his fucking world has just ended.

Tiny crumb of comfort in that the smug gooners have had the grins wiped off their faces.

We're already the laughing stock of the league. May as well cap that off with a bus tour with the carabou cup as the final punchline. Fucking embarrassing.

Utter shite, including Klopp. What was the reasoning keeping Jones on all that time when he was dog shit from minute 1?

Utter shite. His glaring misses have probably cost us the league.

Harvey for Jones, Jota for Salah, Danns for Nunez. Or my jack russell for Nunez. Either would be an improvement.