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Redder Lurtz

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  1. Yep we run a skeleton team over a weekend. My pay and conditions are fucking shite so I'm 100% looking for something else. This lot are a shower of cunts employing nearly 150,000 people.
  2. I'm back working in the corporate world of fucking shite and detesting every second of it. I've been scheduled to work on Good Friday (our department is a live analytical one which has to function 7 days a week) and I've discovered that it's at flat rate. When did that become OK? I'm working for a massive company who historically paid time and a half or time off in lieu for bank holiday work but it appears that any rights workers once had have been utterly steamrollered. Am I just a whining twat to be saying I should expect additional pay or should we all just accept that we're now a nation of proles doing as we're told?
  3. That's what I thought. Took the dag out just in a t-shirt last week, thinking I'll get the bike out and pedal some miles soon, now it's bastarding freezing again.
  4. It's been there since the mid 1970s. Might look unsturdy but I bet it wasn't. From the video that ship was digging out a big wash from the bow, looked like it was travelling at a fair rate. Poor fuckers in their cars stood no chance.
  5. Uncle Junior- "Did you offer my nephew something? Nurse: "I am a registered nurse, not a maid." Uncle Junior- "Did you offer him an aspirin?"
  6. Two excellent cameos I never noticed before. S3 E13. Jigsaw from the Saw films and Omar from The Wire.
  7. Cannot fucking stand the places. Last effort at attending was about 2016. Nowadays I'm a fat fucker in the winter and a relatively less fat fucker in warmer months thanks to cycling.
  8. Is Kay Burley in Red Square with a camera crew yet?
  9. I'm assuming he also feels they're a bit beheady and murdery too.
  10. Probably thinks there's some votes in it for him if he gets involved, the scrawny fucking rat.
  11. Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere but here's hoping Michael Avery's life has just taken an unscripted turn for the worse.
  12. It's fucking weird to change colours of a national flag but if it increases Joey Barton's chances of having a stroke I'm all for it.
  13. What you're not factoring in here is that they haven't won a league game since December 16th. Three months. I say they beat Burnley and Sheff Utd out of that lot. On current form, and there's nothing to suggest a change in that form, they get 7 points tops out of that lot.
  14. Yeah, Ginny Sack told Gabriella she needed a bigger house. Ginny Sacrimoni? What she needs is her own zip code. New Jersey's a small state, she moves in she could tip it over. I like a woman you can grab onto something. You grab onto Ginny Sacrimoni, your fucking hands will disappear. She's so fat, her blood type is ragu. She's so fat, she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food. When Ginny hauls ass, she's got ta make two trips. Two guys could fuck her at the same time and still never meet. Oh, Johnny! Fuck who? What? What's so funny? Nothing, we're just talking about one of the girls.
  15. Really looking forward to the scrawny little wanker taking all the credit for lowering inflation during PMQs today.
  16. 100% we win that if Jota comes on instead on that waste of air.
  17. At least we've been spared the absolute certainty of Nunez and Gakpo missing their penalties.
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