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Everything posted by Jarvinja Ilnow
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You actually get to speak to a receptionist? Wow, how the other half live.
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- banjo snappage
- blood in your poo?
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I enjoy worrying for them. I really do.
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My grandad was his gardener. Johnson used to ask him what the names of the flowers were, and grandad said he just used to make up a stupid but plausible name, as he had blagged his way into the job and hadn't a clue about horticulture.
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Arsenal (A) - FA Cup 3rd Rnd, Sun 7th Jan 2024 (4:30pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
It's a Caribbean/ Pentacostal phrase used in London to avoid taking Robbie Fowler's name in vain. -
On holiday in Perth and we watched Perth v Melbourne. My wife, who I'm trying to get interested in cricket, asked 'why do England pick Zak Crawley'? I could not give her an answer other than he hit a big score a few years ago.
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- bopara is a shit cunt
- d-fens-ive field
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Hi, I'm Jarvinja Ilnow, and I endorse this message. Have a nice, and safe, day.
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Newcastle (H) - Mon 1st Jan 2024 (8:00pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
That's the spirit. -
One Everton kilobyte is worth 20 Kopite gigabytes.
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Roy Hodgson, know your role and shut your mouth
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Dan Vito Corleone's topic in FF - Football Forum
The Fulham view I can understand: their narrative is we stole him away before he could lead them to greater things. Palace have had him there long enough to realise he's a massive fraud. -
SERENITY NOW!!
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I thought it was bumped because there was a fit new women's player. As a wise poster once said: "this thread is difficult to wank to".
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Sheffield Utd (A) - Wed 6th Dec 2023 (7:30pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
One gets injured, one gets sent off. Maybe we need 3 on the bench in case one gets assassinated. -
Fulham (H) - Sun 3rd Dec 2023 (2:00pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Sorry, I forgot I've got a blag account there. Quick summary: Initially: "Go on Marco!! Why don't we play like this at Anfield? Shut up, don't tempt fate". Later: "Sky 6, Satan's club, never win unless there's lots of added time, PL fixing it to make sure the league product is entertaining, commentator's are biased/ employed by der shite". -
Fulham (H) - Sun 3rd Dec 2023 (2:00pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
To enjoy the win even more, might I suggest you go to GOT Today's Football thread page 586 onwards. -
You don't need class to do a class action, but it's a class action.'
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That's what, around 6 people?
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Any of you gentlemen of Twitter/X able to contact their fact check department and set them on that odious wankstain Carragher re his latest: "but when you consider 6 clubs tried to leave the PL & there was no sanction at all it doesn’t feel right."
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Looks like he works at Carphone Warehouse.
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Toulouse (A) - EL Grp E, Thurs 9th Nov 2023 (5:45pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Fuck off, Jota - making your team mates look like frauds. -
Toulouse (A) - EL Grp E, Thurs 9th Nov 2023 (5:45pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Unacceptable. Luton was not a fluke. -
Luton (A) - Sun 5th Nov 2023 (4:30pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
This reminded me of pub football on Sunday morning after a night at The Grafton or Sir James clubs. Except the only vomiting was done by those of us watching. -
Luton (A) - Sun 5th Nov 2023 (4:30pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
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Ratboy FLL (man of the people) sounds like he needs antidepressants watching his Mancs tonight.
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Bournemouth (A) - EFL Cup 4th Rnd, Wed 1st Nov 2023 (7:45pm)
Jarvinja Ilnow replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Quite nice seeing a player like Szoboslai replaced by a player like Gravenberch. Last season - you will not be missed.