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Jarvinja Ilnow

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  1. My grandad was his gardener. Johnson used to ask him what the names of the flowers were, and grandad said he just used to make up a stupid but plausible name, as he had blagged his way into the job and hadn't a clue about horticulture.
  2. It's a Caribbean/ Pentacostal phrase used in London to avoid taking Robbie Fowler's name in vain.
  3. On holiday in Perth and we watched Perth v Melbourne. My wife, who I'm trying to get interested in cricket, asked 'why do England pick Zak Crawley'? I could not give her an answer other than he hit a big score a few years ago.
  4. The Fulham view I can understand: their narrative is we stole him away before he could lead them to greater things. Palace have had him there long enough to realise he's a massive fraud.
  5. I thought it was bumped because there was a fit new women's player. As a wise poster once said: "this thread is difficult to wank to".
  6. One gets injured, one gets sent off. Maybe we need 3 on the bench in case one gets assassinated.
  7. Sorry, I forgot I've got a blag account there. Quick summary: Initially: "Go on Marco!! Why don't we play like this at Anfield? Shut up, don't tempt fate". Later: "Sky 6, Satan's club, never win unless there's lots of added time, PL fixing it to make sure the league product is entertaining, commentator's are biased/ employed by der shite".
  8. To enjoy the win even more, might I suggest you go to GOT Today's Football thread page 586 onwards.
  9. You don't need class to do a class action, but it's a class action.'
  10. Any of you gentlemen of Twitter/X able to contact their fact check department and set them on that odious wankstain Carragher re his latest: "but when you consider 6 clubs tried to leave the PL & there was no sanction at all it doesn’t feel right."
  11. This reminded me of pub football on Sunday morning after a night at The Grafton or Sir James clubs. Except the only vomiting was done by those of us watching.
  12. Emphatic Ruthlessness Invention Character Motivation Organisation Relentlessness Courage Ambition Management Brilliance Energy
  13. Ratboy FLL (man of the people) sounds like he needs antidepressants watching his Mancs tonight.
  14. Quite nice seeing a player like Szoboslai replaced by a player like Gravenberch. Last season - you will not be missed.
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