Bernard Diomede

They should have just switched the league and cup games round as there was only a week in between. But that would have been far to fucking sensible.

Not a chance I would put my name to that monstrosity

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite.

That cunt Rodri is literally allowed to do whatever he wants. He’ll get booked in the 85th minute as well after his 20th foul

I said before the game If I could guarantee a 1 nil loss I’d take it. We’ve won 12 on the spin before the game and realistically you’re not going until the end of the season without losing a game, it’s just law of averages. If we react in the right way I think it could be the perfect result for us.

Straight. I’m not 5

The red is a bit of juice from the tomato. Had a piece of granary toast with it as well yeah but doesn’t really fit on my breakfast radar toast so didn’t include it in the picture

Didn’t have any black pudding

Cash points. When you press the button for cash only and then they still ask you if you want to see your balance and if you want a receipt. If I did I would have pressed the fucking button to view my balance or for a receipt you bastards

I tried an overhead kick once

I’m just watching the match back and when salah scores his third robbo leaves the celebrations and shouts ‘keep going! Keep going! Be ruthless!’ Fucking love that. Shame we never listened to him!

His ability to pull a result out the fire when he needs it most is by far his most endearing quality.

Looks like he’s done it for them.

Hahahaha! My mate fucking loves this! He always goes on about how planned it was that they had an outfield shirt with James’s name and number on. Stuart Pearce the tactical he genius at his best!

It’s mad how much the Olympics get to me. Usually couldn’t give a fuck and then I see British athletes celebrating winning medals and I’m nearly crying!!

That's brilliant. Jesus christ that fella is thick.

Hahaha Birkenhead mate you’d need inoculating

Forgot where I lived last night and walked home to my mam’s bladdered. Just had this beauty to cure my hangover. Not a bean in sight. 10/10

Haha I just said on the match thread that you have had the mancs nailed on here for years Section. Quality post again

That’s the one mate. I hope Klopp comes out and condemns what has happened and highlights the media’s part in it. It’s not like he didn’t warn people. Nobody else seems to have the bollocks to do it, Klopp certainly has the bollocks, I think it’s mainly a question of whether he can be arsed or not. I also think the point that Manc fans have openly said that they were trying to get the game called off is being massively overlooked. What sort of precedent are we setting there? Next time we get a questionable red card and one of our players are banned, let’s just March on the stadium and protest against our owners and all and sundry will congratulate us on us saving football. Section has had the Mancs absolutely nailed on here for years, they’re a despicable gang of cunts. The irony of them being a fucking PLC and protesting to reclaim their club is astonishing, who do they expect to take come in and save them and still allow them to compete?

Carragher and particularly Neville had to double down on their whole saving football narrative because they quite literally told people to March on stadiums a couple of weeks ago. This is on them and the absolute hysteria they helped create the pair of fucking divvies. Klopp did an interview before our game the other day saying everybody needs to calm down, I hope he calls Neville and sky out for the shit stirring hypocrites they are when he is asked about it. His previous beef with Gary rat face gives me hope that he will.

Yep, young player going through his first tough patch of his career. Nothing really to panic about in the grand scheme of things.

I remember the local shop in University having a dodgy batch once where there was a shit load of powdered flavour left in the bottom. Each bag lasted for about 2 hours worth of dabbing. Absolute scenes in a house full of pot heads.