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4 hours ago, Lee909 said:

We'd be walking this if VAR hadn't fucked us at Spurs and the Odegaard and Doku pens

Don’t forget Jackson swatting the ball away at a corner with the palm of his fucking hand at Chelsea during the first game. 

How on Earth did you blokes get this out so quickly? Outstanding lads. Thank you.

Been eagerly awaiting this pod.

Kept checking for updates like a kid waiting for Christmas. Cheers lads.

On 28/05/2023 at 04:07, VladimirIlyich said:

Those Tesla cars look shite. Their drivers are joining the BMV,Mercedes and Audi drivers as cunts.

I like the look of their cars.
So much so we bought a Y last year.

Build quality is not on par with the wife’s Hyundai, but we knew that going in. It’s basically ann iPad on wheels.

All in all glad we bought it and happy to answer any questions if you lot have any.

But to your main point. 100%.

I’m my experience the Tesla drivers here in San Diego and California in general just seem to be the arrogant, I’m so important, get out of my way dickheads and arseholes. They absolutely drive like entitled cunts. 

1 hour ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

He was tip top, mate.

Thanks for that.

You would have enjoyed having a beer and talking football with him.  He was an authority as player and coach in his day.

His obituary was written by one of Australia's leading (and Hall of Fame) football journalists.  I posted it on the MF, but here it is in case you haven't and might like to read.

https://walterplessonsoccer.blogspot.com/2023/04/vale-tony-skaro-16051941-06042023.html

 

 

Lovely read. Condolences for your loss.

The courage to come across the world in the 50s and build a new life in what really was a hope than a sure thing is remarkable. What strength of character and perseverance he must have had.

Wish you and the family much joy, laughter and fond memories.

And for some reason I thought you were based in Adelaide (I grew up there).

Might be able to hook Jairz up with a cricket gig there. Maybe.

Not that he asked, mind.

Crap… double post.

1 hour ago, No2 said:

Paul Allen, founder of Microsoft just sold his art collection for $1.5bn,  can only be to raise cash for the reds.

Not to piss on anyone’s chips, but Paul Allen died in 2018.
His will/estate/foundation or something along those lines sold his art collection, with proceeds going to charity.

On 08/10/2022 at 16:39, lifetime fan said:

Notifications???

Bloody autocorrect, that was meant to be norks. 
 

Here she is dancing…

 

 

Notifications you say?

Here is Tsha, notifying one and all:

https://youtu.be/VG7ePskDBFM

 Can’t seem to embed.

5 hours ago, DaveT said:

I’m really looking forward to seeing plenty of opponents getting booked for time wasting at Anfield in the future. I’m also looking forward to opponents being made to take throw ins in the right place, instead of being allowed to grab 10-15 yards.

I’m not holding my breath.

That yellow for Joe was supremely  infuriating. The sheer arrogance to give us a card when Ben White (or whoever the fuck it was) took what felt like 10min for a throw in at the same part of the ground had me livid. That along with all the other inconsistent calls today.  
 

Add to that, the Cunt that is Arteta constantly moaning about throw ins, alleged fouls and anything else he wanted to whine about. Waving his hands around like one of those air filled tube men at the side of the road.

Did anyone else catch the him, late in the game rush to the sideline as we broke their press and Harvey was trying to get away with the ball. I swear he was trying to put Harvey off. I completely lost my shit when I saw that. Screaming at the Telly. That was incendiary. Klopp should have collared him for that. Hopefully there’s a gif of that.

Cheers for putting this out so quickly Dave. Well said/written. I’m still livid that we lost to that shower. Maybe you are right, it’ll come good eventually. I dread this season is turning into a rebuild rather than kicking on from last year. Plus a tough CL trip to navigate. Klopp has got us this far, I trust he’ll sort this out too. But it might take a minute.

Coady being a dick was entirely predictable. You’ve been banging that drum for a while now and right on cue he delivers. 
Also that Patterson kid impressed me. Confident, tough, didn’t seemed fazed and almost bordering on cocky. And then that Cunt booted a ball into Robbo’s back when Robbo was on the floor well past the sideline. Fucking shithouse, shitstain, cowardly cunt. And worst of all nothing happened. I don’t mean Anthony Taylor not doing anything the twat. None of our team stepped up. Back your team mates lads.  Arggggh so frustrating. We are too fucking nice. 

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Looked like Conte had done it but watching again it was Tuchel. Both snide cunts. Them two, not me and you. 

Hahahaha. I did love your Joe Royle, while subbing as a Floor Manager story.

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Conte properly shithoused that then. Definitely kept hold of Tuchels hand then blamed him hahahaha 

Looked the other way to me.

Tuchel suits that’s club.
Fucking snide cunt. Tuchel….. not you.

 Ah and nevermind saw your reply later in thread.

 Carry on.

39 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

San Diego is great. Loved it when I went there. 

Yeah, really family and tourist friendly. A fair few things to do. But not so big that you get overwhelmed. Almost a good base to go to place from. Decent deep fishing charters including spear fishing too.

Give us a shout next time you are down.

25 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Nice. Where in San Diego? We’ve stayed at Mission Beach and Cornardo. I’d love to live there, beautiful city.
 

We’re travelling to LA in August but no trip to San Diego this time, unfortunately. 

San Marcos near Carlsbad. North County.

Pretty blessed to be here. Very family friendly city. Tons of stuff for kids.

LA can be fun.  Hope you guys have a great time.

Next time you are down give us a shout, would love to meet up. If not happy to provide recommendations as needed.

Best Burritos in the country. And pretty good tacos too.
Decent Seafood, Thai, Japanese, Korean, Italian and Taiwanese.
Rubbish Indian food.

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

 

Every year my plan to retire to the sunshine of Southern California becomes less and less appealing! 

Mate, I’m in San Diego and my wife and I were open to moving cause of the the high cost of living here.

We have a very good quality of life, but were looking at other states as options.

Close to zero fucking chance we leave California now.

Only option would be Massachusetts. 

We are moving to become a Theocracy.

The fact these cunts get voted in again boggles my mind. Doesn’t help the Democrats are a bunch of cowards.

1 hour ago, Elite said:

"Listen Frenkie, you've got the opportunity to play for the Red Devils, the biggest club in world football. Playing every week in the theatre of dreams. They have one of the greatest footballers in history upfront and you'll be supplying the ammunition."

 

"That sounds great, just one question. Who are their centrebacks?"

 

De Jong is a gun. Very talented. Not sure he’ll get the support he needs with their midfield. Especially can’t see Fernandes helping him out. But he is a stellar player.

But then again Pogba was phenomenal for Juve before his move. 
In any case I’d love De Jong here.

41 minutes ago, dave u said:

 

Werner's biggest flaw is that he's shit. He's got the touch of an elephant and he clearly doesn't understand the offside law.

 

I hate him because with all of my other attributes, if I had the pace he has I'd have been a contender for the Balon d'Or.

 

Nothing worse than a fast striker who can't stay onside. Scum of the earth.

First you are the Messi of the lads playing footie.

Then you became the Klopp of the podcast.

Now you are the Ballon D’or winner cause Werner is a rubbish mix of Pennant, Downing, Djbril and Ibe. 

I was ready to swerve football and the site after the final. Till pre-season atleast.
Clearly haven’t done that mind.

I think it’s pretty clear where we stand. 
It’s time for another podcast.

You know it makes sense.

Cheers for posting that. Enjoyed the read.

Was gonna ask in the Wolves Match Thread, (somewhat in jest) did Edwards get a lap of honor?

4 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/may/21/thiago-alcantara-liverpool?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Cheers for that.

Enjoyed this line:

”Thiago has been quietly masterful playing just behind on the left of midfield, a footballer who spends every moment of every game diligently rewiring the house, grouting the bathroom, stitching together the floor joists; and above all playing cold, his entire presence based on the idea that there is always time and space, that this is simply another moment in his own ongoing deep personal relationship with the ball.”

There’s also one comment (a Guardian Pick) to that article that is well written and summarizes him well.

9 hours ago, lebron said:

Great report, what a club, team and manager we have!

 

I'll add myself on the list of those who hate Azpilicueta. I've done ever since the game when we lost the league in 2014. He was THE absolute worst in terms of carrying out Mourinho's timewasting tactics, as well as kicking every LFC player and getting away with it. He's the biggest moaner in the PL too, and is always the first to surround/shout at the ref whenever he feels hard done by, which is all the time. For no reason, I might add, as he should definitely be up there with the players making the most fouls in the league (not sure if he is, he gets away with bloody murder everytime he plays us, at least).

 

 

Amen. Him and Fernandinho. Cunts of the highest order that keep getting away with shockingly dirty and snide behavior.
Casemiro is another one to watch out for in two weeks. From the same school of Cunts.

Oh and cheers for report as always Dave.

4 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

If Omicron is a milder version I'm so glad I didn't catch one of the earlier variants because this one is kicking the shit out of me.

 

A cough that won't stop once it starts, a stuffed up nose which thankfully Otrivine is helping with because I imagine thats what being waterboarded feels like, sore throat, aches and pains particularly behind the shoulder blades, cold sweats and an absolute bitch of a headache.

 

The NHS have contacted me three times so far and I'm waiting for another call when I'll find out exactly what the treatment will be and in what form.

The fella I spoke to yesterday seems to think it'll be an intravenous infusion and not tablets because of some of the meds I'm already on.

 

You watch it clash with the unmentionable this afternoon.

 

My lad's just told us his youngest who'll be 3 next month and has Downs has started displaying symptoms as well, poor little mite.

 

As RedSand says, thank fuck for the vaccine and boosters. I'm triple jabbed and I shudder to think how bad it could be if I wasn't. 

Sorry to hear about your grandson. 
Hope the little man doesn’t suffer too much.

Your symptoms are very close to mine. Especially the aches behind the shoulder blades.

Hope and wish you get your treatments quickly and steadily. Wish your whole family a steady, safe and speedy recovery.

Wish everyone suffering here the same sentiments.

Boss came back from an overseas trip last Wednesday.

Came into work on Thursday and Friday.

Left home early on Friday as his wife was Positive and he confirmed positive on Saturday, but didn’t tell us till Monday. HR did send a generic someone in the office has Covid notice. We are fully masked at work but that still didn’t help this time.

After doing stuff with family and friends over the weekend I start feeling shitty Sunday night. Come up Negative on an antigen test.

Monday morning feeling worse, still negative on an new antigen test. Go and get a PCR test done just to be sure.

Feel like dog shit with strong flu like symptoms Monday and Tuesday. Heavy head, stuffy nose, bastard of a sore throat, body aches, hot sweats and cold chills and interestingly a feeling of pins and needles in my nostrils.

Covid positive confirmed on Wednesday

but slowly getting better. Continue recovering the rest of the week.

My 19mth old daughter suffered badly on Wednesday and Thursday and is only now coming back to her playful self.

The wife got it Thursday and is still going through it today.

Hopefully by the end of the weekend we all clear it.

Thank FUCK for the vaccine and boosters.

19 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

That Cunt has a shirt in his profile pic that says Fuhrer and the number 88. That stands for Heil Hitler (H being the 8th letter of the alphabet). Fuck that guy.

Cheers for putting this out so quickly lads.

Battery wars and docked points for shite songs. Second that.