AngryofTuebrook

The offside means no penalty. It has no bearing on the red card. Anyone competent in the VAR box would have reviewed it and would have walked the dinosaur.

I've no qualms with his Tweet about Her Madge. The Monarchy is an absurd and damaging institution, but a lot of people have personal affection for Brenda, so it's right to play nice.

Big "if". Up there with "if Corbyn had the support of the PLP and Party HQ". Either way, we'll never know. All we know is that 80,000 people have died and many of those deaths could have been prevented by humane and competent leadership.

And they don’t seem fazed by the fact that the man they put their faith in treats the Seven Deadly Sins like a daily to-do list.

There are some cracking stories in local newspapers, which don't make it nationally (and are not worth starting a thread for). This thread shall be their repository. I'll kick off with the Morecambe reaper. http://www.thevisitor.co.uk/news/local/man-dressed-as-grim-reaper-arrested-1-1208455 A man standing outside Morecambe police station dressed as the 'Grim Reaper' was arrested after a drunken night that went from bad to worse. Christopher Kelly, 31, had come to Morecambe on October 5 with a group of friends from Nelson and got extremely drunk on lager and vodka. Kelly lost his mates, who were celebrating a friend's birthday and were also drunk, and wandered onto the beach where he got stuck in boggy sand and lost his shoes, trousers and jacket. Cold and wet, he staggered across the road to Morecambe Town Hall where, seeing a window open, he climbed inside. There he went in various rooms, took a camera and a mobile phone which he tried to use to call his friends. Then he soiled his underwear which he threw into a black bin bag. He found a 'Grim Reaper' fancy dress outfit and put this on before leaving the town hall and wandering down Lord Street towards Poulton Square where he eventually arrived at the police station which was, at that time, unmanned. He stood there for three hours, still in the Grim Reaper gear, until police arrived. As the tale was being outlined by prosecutor Peter Bardsley at Lancaster Magistrates' Court on Friday, one probation service officer had to leave the courtroom in a fit of laughter. Mr Bardsley said some of Kelly's antics in the town hall were captured on CCTV and added: "He didn't remember why he stole the camera and the phone but remembers taking an item of clothing but not where he found it. "He was cold and very drunk." Defending, John Lee said: "This is a strange case, one which has caused hilarity but is serious. "In interview he made a full and frank admission that he was drunk and entered the town hall as a trespasser. "The camera and mobile phone were recovered but the Grim Reaper outfit was disposed of. "This has been the cause of a great deal of embarrassment for him. "He's remorseful and ashamed of what he's done but has moderated his drinking and doesn't want to end up in a position like that again." Magistrates agreed that they were very bizarre events and gave Kelly, 31, of Railway Street, Nelson a six month conditional discharge after he admitted burglary, having entered the town hall as a trespasser. He was ordered to pay prosecution costs.

That irks me beyond all reason. Otherwise, it is a great film.

You could possibly get away with Hendo as a CB against a team playing with a flat back 10. In that case, he'd spend 80 minutes in midfield anyway. Against United? No.

I'm halfway through the book "Superior: The Return of Race Science" by Angela Saini and I've just, 20 minutes ago, finished the chapter on Galton and Pearson and the pioneering modern eugenecists. Their ideas were quickly picked up in the US (special mention to Madison Grant) and elsewhere, but modern eugenics can't really be called "American" since it was Made in England.

What about private road (or bridge or tunnel) operators?

A toll road requires you to pay to use it, as you would pay to use any goods or services. Everyone has (in theory, at least) the option to not use the toll road. You might, for example, travel by train and pay a fare instead of a toll.

I think you'll find he's got a brilliant mind. He's a very stable genius who can memorise 5 nouns and recall them 10 minutes later.

Fun fact - nobody in the UK has paid Road Tax for 84 years.

Lou Reed has never had a solo Number One single. Joe Dolce has. Joe Dolce is a better artist than Lou Reed. QED

I'm pretty sure someone has already pointed out that it's not a record sales tournament.

If that cunt was enough of a journalist to bother her arse reading 5 sides of A4, she'd have seen that the criticism of the proposed Code of Conduct was based on a lie. But I suppose that would be asking too much.

Both decent; neither are contenders. I've had plenty of great drunken gig nights courtesy of the Docs, so they get the nod (if only for the line "I'd love to have it off with Susanna Hoffs".)

Not really. Rockers fold the middle & ring fingers and thumb down; they don't make a pointy wolf's face with them.

Spunked my rep nuts flat, otherwise Evelyn would be getting a full on rep-bukkake right now. Boss pics.

Is that @mattyq walking across Barmouth railway bridge?

He's claiming he was just, I dunno, waving his hands around randomly, or something. And that he's never heard of the Grey Wolves. Hell of a coincidence, if true.

I hope for his sake that no Presidents have recently signed any Executive Orders calling for 10 years for anyone who attacks a Federal building.

First club to have a player fouled by a fictional Michael Elphick character? I didn't even know they were playing today, until I've just seen a mate on Facie posting "We got away with that in the 90". Going to extra time at home against someone like Rotherham is really not very good.

Totally agree. Maybe I should have been clearer: when I was posting the three different words used to define these twats, I'm very much calling them terrorists.