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But if there's any hint of trouble today he'll be tweeting about it.

And sky sports if they haven't already due to them favouring the sky 6

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Fuming about red flags outside Tesco in Prescot and flags up in Morrisons in Speke. There will be nowhere left to shop soon. We've boycotted The Asda The fkn redshite shop From Hunts Cross down to Walton We've jibbed the fkn lot The Morrisons and Tesco The Asda Smithdown Road We are bitter bastards And we've got no fkn food Aargh ey aargh ey aargh ey aargh ey.....

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I haven't bothered doing a poll for this as there are so many of them, but who in your opinion is the biggest knobhead journo? I would say Harry Harris as he never actually reports on football, rather betting/illegal player/corrupt FA scandals with little or no factual evidence. Always has pictures of him on the phone and captions such as "Harry Harris, the man in the know" A close second would be Paul McCarthy of the people for slagging off Peter Crouch saying he was one of the worst players ever to play for England then completely changing his tune when he started scoring a few goals.

You're not wrong there Bobby

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Completely ruined my weekend that.

Everton are that cunt who dodges paying for their round but turns up to the pub in Balenciaga trainers.

One lad i know literally spent his entire day on Twitter in 2019 when we were in Madrid waiting for something bad to happen. Then said we were all Tories for drinking with the Tottenham fans and not fighting with them.

He just sums up their fanbase. Mancs are tedious bellends. They just bleat on about the Premier League era like nothing else ever happened before it. They never accept anyone else's achievements as valid and harp back to their glory years as a yardstick for everyone. Their shit knobhead fans just argue all the time on Twatter about everything in a desperate attempt to act relevant or be the best on any random insignificant point. They always have to distort everything because they can't handle not being top dogs and bantering everyone else about what they won years ago. "We won the real treble" "We've won 13 Premier league titles" "It was harder to win it back then" "Sir Alex was the best manager of all time" "Scholes was better than Gerrard" "We're the biggest club in the world" "Old Trafford is the most famous stadium in the world" Most of them probably don't enjoy footy they just like having bragging rights over other sets of fans. Him voting for himself just shows how insecure they are and how desperate they are to be as if he voted to Van Dijk all their bellend fans would have been calling him a traitor and off on one telling everyone how harder the game was when Man Utd won everything.

Why is Kevin Cambell the worlds biggest Evertonian all of a sudden? He only played for them for a couple of seasons and some of that was on loan. He spent the majority of his career at Arsenal. By Evertonian logic he can't be one as he was born an Araenal fan and isn't local. Don Hutchinson is also the same on Twitter despite playing for Iverpool longer.

That film Narc that he is in with Jason Patric is one of the grimmest films ever. Good performances but films about smackheads and corrupt police officers aren't very cheerful.

He's Man City's journalist for the MEN but he seems to be more arsed about Liverpool than Man City. Like Liam Gallagher but he can write a few sentences and email them to the MEN office.

I actually don't mind there being 3 European competitions. The teams in it have got excited for the competition and the ones competing for it are never going to win the CL, I'm sure the fans of Roma and Feyenoord will be up for it tonight. They need to change the name of it though.

Evertonians arguing that this Liverpool team isn't great because they never won the league.

Few reports saying Real Madrid are refusing to pay the €80m for Tchouameni.

Talksport is just two knobheads sitting in a studio talking complete shite trying to pad it out for 4 hours. Alan Brazil, Jason Cundy and Agbonlahor just saying the first thing that comes into their head then just repeating it as fact and sticking to it to matter how stupid an opinion it is. There's alkys in the pub who have more of a clue about footy than these cunts.

Just got battered 5-1 but let's laugh at Liverpool