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Harry Squatter

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  1. Harry Squatter

    How long before Kewell gets crocked?

    He is as fragile as the guy who ends up in the chemical vat in Robocop and then gets run over.
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    Prostitues & Prostitution

    Plus some fellas have "high maintenance" birds and have to pay through the nose for it.
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    Stuff that isn't good value for money

    DVD's when they first get released
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    Prostitues & Prostitution

    Were Ronaldo, Nani & Anderson invited to vote on this poll?
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    Prostitues & Prostitution

    My mate justifies it by saying "Have you ever taken a bird out for a meal/bought her presents/taken her on holiday?" - to which i said yes, then he said "well then you've paid for sex"
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    Stuff that isn't good value for money

    Yep - then see 5 do the same routine for 120 rabid scallies before getting round to you, "can I cash my fantasy dollar in at Thomas Cook?" I said once when I went to Dreamers because I was waiting all night for one to become "available"
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    Stuff that isn't good value for money

    Buying bottles of beer in pubs - they are about half the volume of a pint yet cost almost the same as a pint, sometimes more.
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    Happy Avoid Horrible Scouse Kids Night.

    We never even touched them apart from grabbing onto their coats, then hung them up by the coat on the railing. I remembered a tale from my Dad in Rome in 84 where all the Italian "slash and ride" artists got collared and hung up on railings for the bizzies to deal with. That was my inspiration.
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    Stuff that isn't good value for money

    Virgin Media - a bit like SKY without the channels yet almost the same price.
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    Stuff that isn't good value for money

    MOT, Even if you buy a brand new BMW with nothing wrong with it, never been driven before, tested by labrats in Munich to be 99.99999999% reliable a scally working in a dodgy backstreet garage or Kwik Fit will ALWAYS find something wrong with it and charge you for it - because they can.
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    Happy Avoid Horrible Scouse Kids Night.

    http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1996
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    Happy Avoid Horrible Scouse Kids Night.

    I used to live with my parents by victoria park in Crosby, our house faced onto the main gate in the park, one night a load of them egged our house so me and my brother legged it out the back way and ran into the park while they were still splattering the house, we caught 2 of them (who were about 14) and both started crying their eyes out, one soiled his nappy then we hung both of them on the park railings, we also kicked the arse of the one who caked himself so it was more difficult for him to clean himself up.
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    Cunts XI

    GK Lehmann LB Eboue RB Gary Neville CB Alan Stubbs CB Rio Ferdinand RW Cristiano Ronaldo LW El Hadji Diouf CM Lee Bowyer CM Joey Barton CF Wayne Rooney CF Didier Drogba Subs: Tim Cahill David Weir Cesc Fabregas Robbie Savage Lucas Neill Manager: Alex Ferguson Translator: Jose Mourinho Commentators: Clive Tylsley & Andy Gray
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    Cunts XI

    Pundit panel of Paul Merson, Paul Merson and Paul Merson
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    Cunts XI

    Sorry left out these as well: Director of Football: Neil Warnock Chairmen: Dave Whelan & Simon tan towels Jordan President for Life: Bill Kenwright Fans: Newcastle United
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    Cunts XI

    Yep but he's only just recovered from a 6 week layoff due to injuring his cuntlips
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    Bird Advice

    Just leave tons of messages on her voicemail saying how in love with her you are and that you are looking forward to spending the rest of your life together and that you can't live without her - that will get rid of her no problem.
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    businesses

    Anichebe, Yobo & Yakubu will all be rich after this.
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    Best bounty hunter

    Yep - imagine that "CCTV footage shows Greedo's last hours", "CCTV footage shows Jabba the Hutt buying Greedo an engagement ring in Mos Eisley Jewellers" "New Han evidence to show Greedo didn't commit suicide" "Chewbacca to give vital evidence at High Court"
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    The GF book thread

    When was that on? Reading about his experience in Dover was funny, some crappy old B & B he stayed in ran by some battleaxe. Been to Dover a few times for work and it's grim!. He wasn't complimentary about Liverpool but knows that the place at least has character!
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    The GF book thread

    Anyone ever read any Dean Koontz novels? - I read Mr Murder the other week, my bird raved off it but it was quite boring and had tons of background detail for such a basic straightforward story.
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    SWP available in jan?

    His brother Willis is a well better player I reckon.
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    SWP available in jan?

    Don't reckon Baron Greenback would sell him to us.
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