Another one for Juan Galonso.
When I worked on the bar at Crosby Squash Club which is now Hearts Health Club it turned into a late night drinking den and most of Crosby and Waterloo would descend on the place. There wet only about 30 regular birds there and the majority would just be fellas 25 and upwards.
One bird who went was quite fit, she looked like a young Paula Abdul with bigger tits and a nicer face. She was probably the biggest slag in there, me and my mate didn't know her name but just called her Alliance & Leicester as she worked in the one on Liverpool Road. In the club there were 6 squash courts and one snooker room. One night I was looking for more pint glasses and went in there, she was getting banged on the snooker table while his mate kept trying to get involved.
A week later one of the bouncers took her back to his and banged her, a few weeks after the manager who looked like a Hobbit version of Billy Idol told us he'd done her in the cellar after a stay behind. One of the lads on the bar had a blow job off her at a party he went to.
One week she was all over some lad by the fruit machine and had his hand up her very short skirt and she was writhing around and biting his lip, my brother who was a glass collector walked up to her and asked her whether she had finished her drink which she put on top of the fruit machine. She just put two fingers up at him without stopping her passionate episode.
I saw her walking through Moor Lane about 4 years later with 2 kids and some geeky fat fella, must be horrible knowing half of Crosby has shagged your Missus.