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Harry Squatter

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  1. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They are ridiculous hypocritical twats. They lose the plot if someone gets shoved in a fountain but all this is OK.
  2. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Wonder if that fella who took a knife into the Gwladys Street at the Newcastle game and gave it to the steward to cut the protester loose was there again?. The steward actually gave him it back too. Could have easily got on the pitch and stabbed someone. I'd be worried about our players next season or one of their dickheads trying to punch Klopp. One of them got on the pitch at Norwich to try to assault Rafa.
  3. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Or when hes thrown himself on the floor for the 50th time in the first 10 minutes and keeps banging his face on the turf.
  4. Harry Squatter

    Paris

    What is the rule on drinking in public @Arnaud? My mate wants to have a wander before going to the pub Saint Germain, I told him to go by the Louvre and cross the Pont Neuf. I said he should get a few cans/bottles and sit down in the Royal Park next to the Louvre. Also said to sit on the banks of the Seine and have a drink near Cite. He's only really got to cross the bridge to Odeon or Mabillion and then he's there. He's flying in at 8.30 to Beauvais airport but that is 55 miles away.
  5. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Even though they all professionally to hate Kenwright they love a soundbite and cliche as much as him.
  6. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I've seen people say if they win something they might stop being bitter. They'd still be bitter twats but they'd just come out with more mental shite like they are doing now.
  7. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    they are the biggest club in the world now
  8. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    You haven't experienced anything in life unless you've let your Z Cars ringtone go on for 20 seconds very loudly on a packed bus.
  9. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    One of them slapped Benteke in the face
  10. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    So they use their hypothetical Heysel/European cup win theory to accountancy now?. If every club used that we could have said we would have got £150m for Salah or Mane before Barcelona and Real Madrid turned into Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.
  11. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Their commercial director must say "we can offer you exclusive access to the untapped market of a small area of Liverpool as well as Rhyl and Llandudno"
  12. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Basically what Everton are doing to the likes of Birmingham, Wigan, Sheffield Wednesday, Derby and Reading is what they've accused the Sly 6 of doing to the other clubs in the Premier League. We're too big to be punished and we don't give a fuck about smaller clubs. Their blatant cheating is making it hard for clubs with smaller budgets to stay within the rules and compete.
  13. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    One Evertonian I work with said with a straight face when Haaland signing for City was announced "Fucking hell, FFP means nothing to some clubs". He wasn't happy when I pointed out that Everton have taken the piss but replied that Man City blatantly cheat. The difference is in black and white Man City make a profit and Everton don't. Both clubs have had dubious sources of money, it's just that Everton aren't good at hiding it.
  14. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I don't see why they have to take them to court when it's clear they have broken the rules. The sanctimonious pricks go quiet about this saying they've been in contact with the Premier League over transfers but refuse to acknowledge their blatant cheating. God knows how bad their finances are considering they refuse to pay £700k back to Liverpool City Council for the consultancy fees for their stadium. Also they've took Government Covid loans to the tune of £19m, get their training ground paid for and took £30m off Usmaniv for the naming rights on a stadium that isn't built and that he can no longer sponsor. Their board pay themselves a lot of bonuses too. Next season they haven't got a shirt sponsor and have lost the USM and Megafon deals which were worth £20m. They'll be relying on selling DCL, Richy Lad and the T-Rex. Them hopefully Frank Lampard spunks money on a load of Championship players.
  15. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    He's just a shit Dave Kirby
  16. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    The Evertonians I know and the ones giving it large on Facebook barely go to Goodison. I've been to Goodison more tines than a few of them. The ones that do go get their season tickets fairly cheap and turn up every 2 weeks to moan. One sells his on Derby day to make a bit of money. Virtually none of them go to away games either. So they want a medal and pat themselves on the back for turning up every 2 weeks and moaning, booing and getting off when they are losing.
  17. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    You sound jealous of Everton lad! Burst out laughing when one said that to me this morning.
  18. Harry Squatter

    Other Football 2021/22

    Richy Lad playing to the bitter gallery before his inevitable transfer request.
  19. Harry Squatter

    Other Football 2021/22

    Trapped in the phantom zone of utter shite. Be interesting to see whether other teams will complain about their ffp breaches and how they cope without dodgy Russian sponsorship deals.
  20. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Yes but now they are the best fans in the weeeeeeereellld lad
  21. Harry Squatter

    Other Football 2021/22

    Next seasons derby: Everton 1 Liverpool 5 Liverpool get a penalty in the 37th minute and Everton have a man sent off as the defender giving away the pen Rugby tackles Diaz who is through on goal. Everton 0 shots on target the whole game and have 12% possession. Evertonians "THE RED CARD CHANGED THE GAME, WE WOULD HAVE WON 3-0 IFITHADTBINFER MICHAEL OLIVER GIVING A RED CARD. THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS FUCKING CORRUPT"
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