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Harry Squatter

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  1. Harry Squatter

    Neil Ruddock

    He got paid to lick peoples armpits on Soccer AM. He always tells that story of throwing a bucket of water over himself on a treadmill when the fitness coach left the room and then came back to congratulate him on his hard work. All this while laughing to the youth players thinking he was hilarious. Fat prick.
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    Geordie Arabia

    We have a German goalie too. Lots of experience in Europe and learnt from Brazils no1. Probably worth about £45m.
  3. Reminds me of the old Batman series. At the end of every episode he would be about to be killed by the Joker or the Riddler but somehow escape at the very last minute.
  4. Protest on Sunday?. Here's an outfit for you.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Was waiting for Salah to score around 40 odd this season but they've had to mention Dixie Dean as early as October.
  6. If we beat these in 2 weeks do we win the group?. Would be funny if we played weakened teams in the last 2 games and they somehow ended up in the Europa League.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Should have got onto that! Yes. Plus they always leave it for ages before they answer the phone too.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Injuries are part of the game. Wonder if they'll whinge about it after laughing at our injuries last season? (2 of which they caused).
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They looked properly rattled as well.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Think it was someone in the place playing it. It's got to be the shittest club anthem along with that crap theme that Newcastle come out to.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Even that headline "will other big clubs move for him?" will make them fume and trot out their Everton firsts list.
  12. Probably topped himself when Liverpool won the league. Carrick fan I think he was called.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Imagive thinking this was hilarious or you got one over der redshite the day after Liverpool won a sixth European Cup
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Apparently he wasn't watching the game but was out walking the dog. It's amazing that so many of them don't actually watch our games but then moan about every refereeing decision that goes in our favour and use past examples of refereeing decisions going in our favour whilst claiming never to watch us. It's weird the way everyone is constantly against them and we seem to get all the refereeing decisions, have the footballing authorities in our pockets, we play teams who roll over for us or lose form before we play them and all our players are on performance enhancing drugs that no tests ever pick up on. It's just so weird that they have so much bad luck and everything goes in our favour. It must be hard to take when the powers that be deliberately stop you being a massive club and the same powers that be let your nearest neighbours get away with all kinds.
  15. It's probably one of the best results we've had in Europe over the last 5 years. I think I read as well that it was the first full capacity crowd they were allowed in Europe since lockdown as well.
  16. Have that you snide cheating bastards. Lovely seeing Simeone stropping and storming off down the tunnel when things go against him. Even though his cheating bastard team has been conning refs with their shithouse tactics for a decade.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Saint Domingo will be coming up with some mad conspiracy theory and post it tomorrow
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Some of them actually laugh at us for winning the same amount of Premier League titles as Leicester and Blackburn.
  19. Harry Squatter

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Typical - the Sky/Super League 6 closing ranks because they don't want anyone else challenging them. Defo a conspiracy to keep Everton down.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Just looked at that. It was a consultancy firm that the council paid £700k to. That was in 2019 and despite Chippy Tits insisting that Everton pay back the money, nothing has been paid back. Also got a skint council to buy Finch Farm for £13m in 2013. Of course the deal was announced that could bring an income of "tens of millions of pounds". Despite it being a training ground in Halewood there doesn't seem to be much value in it for anyone apart from Everton. Also the £15m grant for the new stadium and the £30m loan which they probably won't pay back. £18.7m for the Coronaviris interruption loan scheme.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    And let the catering staff and the shop staff get furloughed by the private company they appointed. But der redshite tried to furlough their staff.
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