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Harry Squatter

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  1. 1 hour ago, Chris said:

     

    Not saying you are mates with him, but this is one of the reasons I think people being mates with their cousins is weird. Cousins are weird. Don't like any of mine.

    I'm not thankfully. Went to a family wedding at the Marriot in town about 18 years ago. Virtually all my family  support liverpool bar him and his non bitter sister and the DJ put Ring of Fire on but he stormed over to the DJ screeching at him to turn it off.

     

    Last time I saw him was about 2 years ago and he kept asking me why I don't go home and away watching Liverpool and making out he's the biggest and bestest blue in the world. Just ignored him and went to talk to one of my uncles. 

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  2. My cousin is a proper bitter Evertonian and makes his entire life and personality about being an Evertonian. 

     

    He went on a trip to Germany last month and went to a random lower league game. Took tons of Everton stickers to plaster all over the seats and in the bogs. Every status update always has #UTFT at the end of it, all his mates are Evertonians and they all have 1878 in their Instagram user names. Just spends most of the time slagging Liverpool fans off for not going the game and posting about random Evertonians who have died and doing tributes to "Top Blues".

     

    Last year they went to Bilbao during an international break with Everton flags and asked to be let in as. "Pilgrimage to Howard Kendall" - the fella who managed them for 2 seasons. Whilst sticking up Kopites are Gobshites stickers all over the San Mames. 

  3. The only people who like international football are the World War 2 Royalist Brexit loving cunts from shitty little Market towns who follow them abroad to sing their shite Rule Brittania songs and get pissed after 2 pints. 

     

    Their local teams are shitty lower league ones that will never qualify for Europe or they just support Man Utd or Chelsea despite living nowhere near either club. 

     

     

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  4. Girl in work comes over to the manager sitting next to me "Bethany has dropped her cash card on the floor but she's already left and I don't have her phone number to tell her"

     

    Manager says she also doesn’t have her number so says she will keep hold of it until the next day she is in but will email her on the work email to tell her to collect it from the security staff. Manager then says "what's her surname". Girl says "Haven't got a clue, never really spoke to her". 

     

    Manager shakes her head and says "if you look on her cashcard that might give you a clue"

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  5. 15 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

    Why are the Premier League dragging this out?  They must know that 777 aren't fit & proper. Is it because they're scared to pull the trigger and send Everton into administration?

    Yeah but they are corrupt and doing everything they can to get them relegated because Everton stood up to the Sly 6. 

  6. "Mr Meis, we want a proper stadium as this city is a true famous footballing city. Build us something befitting of a club of our stature and we don't want a massive tourist attraction like the other club in the city"

     

    "OK. how about the Evspanyol stadium?"

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  7. 2 hours ago, Red74 said:

    He’s just like all the rest of them. Gets reminded every day just why they got the deduction and still reverts to the stadium shite they’ve made up for themselves. 

    They are all the same. They just have a crib sheet of lies and excuses they refer to even when they've been repeatedly been proven to be lies or myths. 

     

    They also tie themselves in knots and contradict themselves to belittle everything Liverpool do. 

  8. 12 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

    all the bile directed at liverpool,from those scuffs down the 62 and various others,is about the actual city.

    Bin dippers,self pity city,sign on yadda yadda.

    yet you get thick bloo nose simpletons jumping on the bandwagon.

    Thick fucking cunts. 

    If they were a film character they would be Steven (Samuel L. Jackson character) out of Django Unchained.

     

    Sits there while his white master refers to him and his fellow houseworkers by the N word and says how stupid and backward black people are and he still cosies up to them thinking he'll be treated any differently. 

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  9. 5 minutes ago, Fallen Angel said:

    Might be time to remind them about the Ferry that was forced to return to Dublin after a match due to threatening football fans onboard and the other passengers being afraid.Au turn wax needed to allow more police on prevent the fans being gobs. 
     

    Everton fans - after a world famous 0 - 0 draw against University College Dublin in 1985 - the same year the whiter-than-white (figuratively as well as physically) fans of EFC were so unfairly banned from Europe through no fault of their own…

    Their own board refused to sell tickets for the Fortuna Sittard away leg because of fears over crowd violence between the two sets of fans.

  10. Be funny next year when they don't win anything. Thirty years of winning fucking nothing despite telling everyone what a big club they are, founder members of the PL and one of the big 5 who pushed for it only for them to end up a complete afterthought. 

     

    It still won't stop them blaming everyone but themselves for their failure. Its in their DNA to whinge, moan and deflect away their own shortcomings. 

     

    They are keen to tell us we never won the league for 30 years but we won 15 trophies in that period and 17 since they last won anything. More than their entire history. 

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