Harry Squatter

University College Dublin. A bloo I work with went to this game and said their ground was just like Wavertee Sports Centre. They only beat them 1-0 on aggregate and nearly conceded an away goal at goodison in the last minute. Therefore the self titled best ever team not to win the European Cup would never have won a European trophy. They then played the mighty Slovan Bratislava, Fortuna Sittard, Bayern Munich (fair enough) then Rapid Vienna in the final.

They are absolutely thick as fuck. I don't discuss football with any of them bar one or two objective ones. Their bias and hatred of us clouds their judgement and they just try to get a reaction out of you with stupid statements but if you say anything they deem incorrect about them they go off on one. I like the stupidity of them.saying we only played Spurs in the final when we had a hard group consisting of Napoli and PSG as well as beating Bayern and Barcelona. Spurs also beat Dortmund, Man City and came out of a group with Barca and Inter. They beat a good Ajax team in the semi but Evertonians with their little knowledge of how European football works thinks they were just chosen by Klopp, the Kopite media and Kenny Dalglish to play Liverpool in the final.

When it matters, we win3-2 vs Wimbledon3-2 vs Palace1-0 vs Bournemouth Why were they actually in these positions needing to win these games?. Because they were shit and bottle it at home on a regular basis getting twatted 5-2 by the likes of Watford or getting beaten at home by Luton who had just come up?. You don't have to be braindead to be brain dead. But they are brain dead

They have won about 3 derbies since 2000 and go out of most cup competitions early. When they actually do qualify for Europe they either bottle the qualifiers, go out in the group stage or bottle a quarter final on pens. They've never won the Premier League, European Cup, UEFA/Europa or the League Cup. Even their record against most of the top teams is horrendous. They only won in 1993 thanks to Hans segers fondness for brown envelopes.

Yes, the season after that first Newcastle game. I also forgot about the Man Utd game where he missed two crosses to let Andy Cole score. On the 24th of April Live on Sky Sports, Arsenal faced Liverpool at Highbury. I was there to witness a superb performance by Stan Collymore and Robbie Fowler, who ran Tony Adams and the Arsenal defence ragged, to give Liverpool a 2-1 victory. The game was remembered for Robbie Fowler’s penalty that never was, awarded by the referee, despite Fowler’s protests. David Seaman saved his penalty but Jason McAteer scored the rebound. The following week Liverpool faced bottom placed Coventry City at Anfield. A victory would send Roy Evans men back to the top of the table after Derby County’s shock win at Old Trafford the day before. I was there to witness a brilliant performance by former goalkeeper Steve Ogrisovic as he denied Liverpool time and again. However they still lead 1-0 but two late howlers by David James had yet again cost Liverpool, who suffered a shock 2-1 defeat. The Title Decider would come on Saturday 19th April at 11.15 am, the ridiculous kick off time chosen by Sky Sports. If Liverpool beat Manchester United at Anfield they would top the Premier League table with just three games left. Could Liverpool gain revenge for their FA Cup Final defeat? David James dubbed ‘Calamity James’ after the game by the press was at fault for all three Manchester United goals. His awful miss of Neville’s cross allowed Andy Cole’s header seal a 3-1 defeat, that was celebrated by jubilant United fans. Roy Evans decision not drop James after that game emphasised his weak management. With no challenge to push him or keep him on his toes, James would continue to be a liability in a Liverpool shirt. At Selhurst Park in May, I witnessed Michael Owen’s debut and first Liverpool goal, but it was not enough to prevent a 2-1 defeat to Wimbledon. In a cruel twist, Liverpool went into the final game away to Sheffield Wednesday with a two point lead, knowing that the Premier League runners up would qualify for the lucrative Champions League. They could only draw 1-1 against ten men, with a striker in goal for their injured goalkeeper. Liverpool would finish the 1996/97 in fourth place in a two horse Title race, as Dalglish’s Newcastle finished second and Arsenal third on goal difference

I was made up when we signed him and have wanted it to work out for him but it's just not happening. He doesn't seem to learn from his constant mistakes and he is just not relaxed in front of goal. He hasn't scored against anyone in the top half apart from West Ham. He should be on more goals given some of the low quality opposition we played in the Europa group stage where he played most of the games. Should have buried that chance against Atalanta in the first 20 minutes.

Yep. First leg he had a couple of howlers and we lost 3-0 the second leg at home we won 2-0 and nearly scored to draw level. Ultimately all in vain. Lost at home to Coventry as well after beating Newcastle in the 4-3 game. We aren't mentality monsters anymore under Klopp unfortunately.

Eddie Howe is English and his Newcastle team are the biggest gang of time-wasting shithouses ever. Nothing can beat Porto V Celtic in that uefa cup final though. Deco disd more rollovers than the 1bn powerball.

Coutinho was out for the season but miraculously appeared to score the winner against Man City in late April then went back to being out for the season.

At least our fans seem level headed enough to accept that we were beaten by a better team on the night and we played shite. If it was Arsenal, the Mancs or our conspiracy theory loving neighbours there would be some refereeing decision that would have gone against them in the first 10 minutes that would have altered the entire game against them.

It was awful. Another very slow start acting dozy. The whole game none of the players could pass to each other and virtually every move broke down before it even started. The last goal seemed to happen in slow motion and the defending overall was pathetic.

They are fuming that Bill paid Denise Barrett Baxendale £3.25m as a pay off even though she said she was leaving but staying on looking for other jobs. She has moved to Spain apparently to avoid further headlocks.

One that helps Everton cheat and stops the redshite from having a chance of winning the league.

One blue I know is always bleating on about corruption and said they are being punished for spending on the stadium. I then sent him that paragraph above from the report and he just backtracked "well I don't know the ins and outs of it all but the cynic in me thinks that the PL want an interesting relegation battle this year". They never deal in any facts. They just come up with ideas based on what a few of them think then just repeat it until it becomes gospel. Usually have an over inflated opinion without knowing anything about the subject matter.

They genuinely believe that everyone is out to fuck them over but can't explain why. They are like the weird Americans Louis Theroux does documentaries on. The only thing they come up with is the stupid argument that the league is out to get them because they stood up about the Super League. The club statement was like one of those cringey vaguebook status updates where some woman hasn't hgot the guts to say exactly who they have fallen out with. The league was opposed to the SL but they can't explain why the league want to punish Everton for opposing it too. Fucking cranks.

The BBC gossip page saying Everton are willing to sell Dominic Calvin Klein for £40m. I'm willing to sell my old battered couch on Bargain Bay for £100,000 as well.

Thought we would draw before the game and it was our biggest remaining game but the way we basically repeated what we did 3 weeks ago is infuriating. They should have been out of sight again. Rashford is one fucking fraud. Walks around against Chelsea on Thursday night then all of a sudden he's charging round like it's the most important game of his career then just goes off with a minor injury when he hasn't been involved in the game for a bit.

They are like a shit Jason Voorhies

An Evertonian I work with asked me whether it pissed me off that I couldn't go to games because all the Norwegians and Iriah took all the tickets away from local fans. Despite being from Blackpool and not going to a match for well over ten years. The last game he went to was when they got battered by Benfica in Lisbon. He'd already booked to go there with his Mrs even before they were drawn together and just got a ticket from the club shop the day before the match.

Might work. Or yer Dad's baldy head?

The Gary Mac song but the line about his baldy head will need to be changed..