Nuzzer

Good practice for Atletico

the Vardy Seagull appeals to my puerile ways How will he celebrate his hayrick against the Bloos at the weekend

Boycott may still have a chance then

Gilet Tim

Where is Robertson ? £8m is deal of the decade BGJ and Matip for free ?

Half time at a city game

Haircut inspired by Fred the Homepride man

It’s the fee you can demand when you kno w your team won’t be in the champions league for the next 5 years

That last goal is pretty much my favourite ever.... closely followed by Divock's efforts this year against Everton and Barca

easy tigress

Is someone making a banner with that on?

Guardiola in for Maguire No doubt impressed by the way he took out Mane at Anfield

11mm that’s all it came down to

If they win Europa cup and spurs 4th they swap who qualifies for champions league?

Think Foster blamed Traore!

Bobby to come on at the end like he did against PSG? hendo for Milner after 65 he’ll be knackered by then TAA for mane on 85 to allow him to get a standing ovation after a headed hat trick

he'll do that champions league final like Barney did in 81

Sanchez coming on Goes to the same pie shop as Lukaku - Greggs! Following the Rooney tradition

How was Pogba in a World Cup winning team?

I’ll be cracking one out to a Pogba poster if he scores a hat trick tomorrow night

Mad fair weather support

Alas no but have decided on getting home to sell up and move

In my local in Mcr to watch the Chelsea game - vile abuse directed re hillsborough at Saleh mane and Keita - really grim all spewed by guys over 50 years old deeply depressing one guy on his way to the bog gave the screen the finger and spat out - scouse f**ers two guys in retro brother shirts next to me nodded to each other - “good lad that used to be a red ... now one of us!!!!!!”

That is pretty much my favourite picture ever