Ian Sea

I think our best central midfield combination would be Gerrard and Sissoko (the ultimate attacking midfielder and the ultimate defensive midfielder), even though I believe they've never started a game together. Not sure why so many people are already convinced Mascharano will make it here, he's done nothing at West Ham and has 'Juan Sebastian Veron' written all over him for me. Hope I'm wrong like but I don't think he'll be any competition at all for Momo.

Monkeys are ace.

Drums - Keith Moon Bass - Mani Rhythm Guitar and backing vocals - John Lennon Lead Guitar - Keith Richards Vocals - Liam Gallagher

I've got London by The Smiths and it rules.

I've thought for a while that the new stadium shouldn't be clled Anfield, I'd love it to be called The Shankly Stadium or something but that's not going to happen. I'm not against the naming rights being sold though, especially if we can get a massive deal like Arsenal did. I would like us to have some historical links when we do move though, like having a one tiered Kop behind a goal and having the other stands called (for example) the Bob Paisley Stand, the Kenny Dalglish Stand and the Billy Liddell Stand. If the naming rights are sold I think a gesture like this wuld soften the blow for all those opposed to us selling them.

Anthony, after my Dad. His middle name is Mervyn and he absolutely hates it. I've got a mate who's middle name is Walmsley!

2 - 0, Kuyt and Gerrard.

Not that I care but how the fuck is Jermaine Jenas in it again? He's got to be the most pointless player ever.

Jango was cloned and Boba is a clone. That makes Jango better.

What do you know about fellow right-back Steve Finnan, the man you've been brought in as cover for?[/b] What a shit question, I'm sure he was delighted with that.

I'd go; Reina Finnan, Carragher, Agger, Aurelio Pennant, Gerrard, Sissoko, Gonzalez Kuyt, Bellamy I'd have Alonso in the centre if Momo isn't fit though.

I hope Arsenal win as they impressed me when they beat us last month. In both games they were excellent and Wenger and Henry both came out and said some good things about us. And I want Chelsea to win fuck all.

I thought straight away it will be something leaked, I can't see it being true to be honest. It sounds like an excuse and a rubbish one at that.

Just heard a bit of Talksport on the way to work and Graham Beacroft said the deal fell through because after the due diligence DIC actually reduced their initial offer, which is why the club stalled. I don't know were Beacroft got his info from or whether it's true or just something that the club has leaked to make themselves look better.

I didn't want us to sign him, even though he looked good for Argentina in the World Cup. I think he'll turn out to be like Veron, good at international level but not good enough in the Premiership.

27%. Could be worse.

Any boy band. Westlife, Take That and all the rest of them are fucking horrendous. But the people in them think they're ace.

First post as well.

The Undertaker. Then he'll face Batista at Wrestlemania and lose his 100% record.

John Barnes? Us, Watford and Newcastle?