Special K

You can't dust for vomit

Matt Tebbutt. He is just a smug Tory bellend. My weekly Saturday morning annoyance (my wife always has Saturday Kitchen on) doubled with Romesh "oh mate" Ranganathan on it today too

Can't we just cancel his contract?

Fair enough. I'll never forget that FA cup game though. He'd shaved his hair to the skull too (one of those things I always remember for some reason) He got some unbelievable shit from Goodison that day too

It was the FA Cup wasn't it? He crossed for Houghton's winner. It was on telly, I'd never heard anything like it before

Apparently Gary Neville is a new 'dragon' on Dragon's Den. What, exactly, are his successful business credentials to be on it?

I did the same a few years ago. Raved to my wife that it's a classic. By the end she'd fallen asleep and I was wincing at how bad it was.

Definitely worth a watch. Coogan absolutely disappeared by the last episode

And a stunning, horrific piece of work it was.

Dylan Mulvaney is Attitude magazine's woman of the year Mental illness wins an award

Watched the first 2 episodes of The Reckoning last night. The end of the 2nd episode was just chilling Coogan is exceptional in it, despite occasionally coming across as a mix of Paul Calf and Partridge. That all disappears when Savile's act is dropped.

Funnily enough, I'm off to my local fleapit in a minute to watch this on the big screen for the first time since 99. Can't wait

"Man wants a better life for millions of people" BURN HIM!!!!

Classic Man Utd. They will think this is their turning point. It won't be

The Mancs snatch a win at the death against Brentford. They're BACK*!!! *not really

Just seen it, poor fucker. It looks like an open dislocation.

Dembele could be great in a decent side

'Fletch' on BT Sports going OTT about Newcastle's "glorious history".

No, it's great to see the legendary black & white stripes back in the Champions League. Their fans are untouchable and the flags are most definitely not plastic...

I genuinely can't remember if I'm 46 or 47

The fact that we didn't score a 2nd goal?

That just sums it all up

Here we go...

Just fucking win Reds

Just seen another one, Gone the Baptist.