diamondjoe

Let them wankers have their win. Fuck em. They'll shit the bed.

Not the end of the world. Still gonna win the league by 7 points.

I wouldn't mind doing a blue run with that Chemmy Alcott.

0-4 Darwin brace.

Sound advice.

He's gone. His work here is done. We can't ask any more of him. He leaves with his head held high, more credit in the bank than the Swiss gold reserves and the everlasting thanks of the Liverpool family. There will be a hole in the heart of every fan that will never heal but just remember the good times. Seamus Heaneys last words to his wife were "Noli Timere" Latin for " don't be afraid" I think that will be his parting sentiments too.

His work is done. That man doesn't owe us a single solitary thing. We owe him everything.

Jim "I don't fancy this lad" Beglin.

I'm not ready for this. I'm scared stiff at the thought of him not being around.

4-0 Darwin brace

I thought Ashley Barnes was dead.

I was on a booze cruise that day and passed out under a kiddies slide on the ferry. Woke up to the news of the Norwich game. Parents were not amused by my drunken rant I can tell you. Snowflakes.

4-0 Letsby Avenue.

I went off calling Martin Tyler a cunt for Lent and now I've had to break my pledge.

I'll have nothing ill said of Richard Osman on here. I've met the gangly bastard when I was on Pointless and he was really nice.

Is it me or does Harvey look REALLY small tonight?

Sounds like a boxing promoter from the 70s

Fuck me. Is he even real at this point? Its like that tree falling in a forest with no one about. Probably.

Got deflected goal winner written all over it.

Can we get an early goal and some opposition player sent off? Can we possibly have an easy routine win, just once. 0-4 Darwin hatrick.

Jim's a Grade A moron.

Fuck city. Bunch of cheating cunts. I predict we'll win the league by 7 points.

Newcastle are a spent force. This result isn't gonna determine the title. De Bruyne is a hamstring ping waiting to happen.

Nunez musta ran over a bag of back cats or something.

Gravenberch literally asleep on the bench.