Unrighteous

4 hours ago, dick sack said:

Anyone else think he was subtly inferring that Robertson may have been on performance enhancing drugs or have the years of drug abuse finally caught up with me?

I just find it hard to believe any of his comments are genuinely complimentary without there being an insidious snide agenda lurking somewhere behind them...

Naw, I'm pretty sure throwing his own players under the bus makes shitcoat hard.

8 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Tactical masterclass only applies when a crap team manages to beat a good team by changing their formation. Klopp literally setup the team like he would against cannon fodders, by playing Salah upfront for example, and got the result that he wanted. Calling it a masterclass would flatter United IMO.

And Mourinho went with his standard away formation, 7 at the back, like all Minnows away from home.

I want to beat these so goddamned bad.

3 hours ago, Elite said:

Well it is for the blues. A pit of misery.

56 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Reports tonight in press that de Gea is off on a free in the summer to PSG. 

 

 

Doesn't want to get hopes up

Don't tease me now...

2 hours ago, aws said:

He was talking about his girlfriend.  

She'd get a game.  First XI material.

Mourinho sure has a magic touch, doesn't he? This is superb.

I'm fairly certain that a Liverpool supporter either bum raped Friend as a lad, or Roman has a video of Friend being pegged by russian hookers.  

Our starting side will still be pretty strong, and I can't imagine that Chelsea will play a full strength side, either.  I'm content to roll the dice in this one, and then dish Chelsea a proper bumming in the league.

Pogba being sold for a big loss, and then Mourinho staying there would be hilarious.

I hope Mourinho torpedoes them for a few years, at least.  That'd be amazing.

23 hours ago, Mr pink said:

Well he's got Milner to thank for being in captain beast mode to save him and not many people seem to have remembered because of Milners brilliance. 

 

It was a shocking and unnecessarily risky pass. Straight along the floor from within his six yard box 

Hey, our girl was nice. What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

On 9/19/2018 at 2:10 PM, Mr pink said:

Passed it straight to a PSG player in the centre of the pitch. Only another brilliant tackle by Milner saved us from being badly exposed 

You know what these chicks make? They make shit.

Fairly certain Milner was a sophisticated cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal alloy, sent back in time to kill Sarah Conner... and then got captured, and repurposed to football.

Newsflash, football isn't life.

... Who sent you?

Ha! Will be interesting to see if he’s given praise for the brilliance of our current goalkeeper, given that the failings of the last few were, for many, largely on him.

 

Personally, I always fell into the ‘just buy a great goalkeeper’ camp.

Depends... if he doesn't get worse, or even gets better... then I'd have to hold my hands up about Achterberg as I've been about as vocal as anyone about the GK situation (before our current boss GK)

Yea, leftback backup, and another boss forward would be superb.  I'm curious to see how the CB situation works out, but likely will need someone there.

Excellent stuff! I said a couple of years ago I’d have costa here

With that boot to Ramos' head, I'd suggest he gets us.

Video of Fat Sam's waffling.

Fucking hell.  He said that he had Everton playing scintillating football.

My cap is doffed good sir. I suppose it’s too late in the creative writing process to fit in The Flat Earth Society?

Sure the Flatness of the Earth is the reason why Everton are so shit at scoring goals? Ifithadntabeenferflatearth they'd have won the league with style.

Just the one leg break will be grand

I was just hoping that one of his legs would fall off whilst just walking around or something.  Granted, been wishing that on Ronaldo for years, and it's still not happened.

I wonder how many bluenoses actually buy in to other crackpot conspiracy theories? 911, Fake Moon Landing , Illuminati, JFK etc.

Lemme handle this:

JFK wanted to go to the Moon; He gets killed by a redshite illuminati assassin, whom was tagged by the RS Illuminati to do the work, because they feared the endeavor would bankrupt the world economy, so, they faked it and then needed to protect it.

Heysel was simply a way that another redshite assassin could kill someone with proof the moon landing was faked, which was done by the Illuminati... which, of course, led to the death of someones uncle, whom despite being an alright lad, supports the redshite.

Well, his nephew has been doing some digging, lads, and stumbled onto this whole affair, so the redshite illuminati caught wind of it and tagged those saudis to take out the world trade center, where he worked, to take him out!

It was always down to those fucking redshite.  They've been using their powers as the illuminati to keep everton down.

I want three starting XI calibre players (forward, midfield, and GK)

 

I'm expecting 4+ in, though.

 

I want ZERO first XI guys leaving.  (This does not include Can, and obviously Mignolet/Morono/Lovren)

Pretty good summer, considering what I wanted!  Shaqiri isn't starting XI quality, but he's a damn fine player coming off the bench, starting the odd game.

Gold

 

Oscars await

Obviously no red carpets mind

Ooof... Could you imagine the fume?

"Fucking redshite event planners tried to have us walk down a red carpet.  I told them they can stuff it, the redshite cunts, and entered the event through the alley.  No fucking chance I'd ever touch that fucking minging rug."

 

Claude's on form.

Thats what I wanted to see.