DalyanPete

That is such a sign of getting older.

Sounds tough to wank to.

Yea, totally agree with that.

That was so funny, state of the heading practice. You never felt you weren't supposed to be there.

Not scoring from the 5 v 2 counter attack summed up the day for me, just got to take advantage of them.. Can only assume Mo is not fit, can't remember him taking the fullback on at all. Fit or not doesn't excuse some of his passes though, some decent chances in the box lost because of a poor pass.

His family must be so proud

Being able to walk into Melwood, watch the players train, get some autographs not realising it was "an experience"

Ha ha, memory not as bad as I thought! Not sure if this is her, it's not me.

Spot on about refs/var Dave. As soon as var had the caveat of "clear and obvious error" I knew it would fail. Nobody in any job wants to be told you fucked up there, but the bigger person takes on board what was said and puts it right.refs seem incapable of doing that.

Of all the scary times to drink around Toky back then I never felt threatened. We used to bunk off college on Friday lunchtime, Sportsman then Gladray. Tutor told us we'd never pass the exam, he was wrong. Memory is shit but Gloria rings a bell(end)?

It’s like he’s actually morphing into a giant rat, his ears and whole facial shape is so rodent like it’s jarring. He needs to find four big turtles to hang around with. There's something that goes on as you enter Manchester, that description apt as it is could fit many players from that sithole. Looking at you Foden and Palmer at Chelsea. Got to think that Luton will wise up quickly, at least they're scoring goals unlike the shite, wise up and points deduction could give us what we want

Now that is funny! Think I'll pull him out and put no voice guy in!

As I said to CS, funny when every joke isn't about his sight. Making a good bbc living out of it though, he's on everything. I'll leave Martinez to you then, think you'd keep saying, "sorry, what?" Bit like Gervais in extras

Ha ha really? Personally, I just want them to tell jokes that aren't about their condition. MacCausland did it once and made me laugh. Bit like Alex Brooker, leave the arm stuff out and he's funny. Martinez was in extras and Gervais takes the piss out of her illness

Funny you should say that?! You telling me these Liverpool kids are good enough... Posted by Cardiff Blue on March 15, 2024, 10:23 am ..to go 4-0 up in 14 minutes in Europe, and to leave Man City dazed and bewildered for half a match the other day? Clarke, Elliott, Endo, Bradley, Quansah?? While we're at it, how have Wijnaldum, Sadio Mane and Henderson got on since they left 'The Regime'? Wijnaldum hardly played for Paris or Roma then went to Saudi Arabia, Sadio Mane hardly played in Germany then went to Saudi Arabia, Henderson just went straight to Saudi Arabia... It absolutely stinks, they are doping their players and nothing will ever be done about it. Investigating Liverpool FC's 'nutritional programme' would be akin to tweeting out about Israel. End of career

Ha ha, but I wouldn't have been in so much pain.

Rosie Jones. Franseca Martinez. Chris McCausland. All done well, just don't find them funny. And if one of them couldn't make it, Lost voice guy.

Just read this back, you must have thought, 'whoosh!' So yes, in answer to your question I did miss that debate. This is serious horrible bastards TV.

I think the city cheating may have closed that door. Financial regulations seem to have scared Newcastle who could buy anyone. Pretty sure they where looked at before the oil cheats bought City, the new ground swayed it. Not moving to the Kings Dock has effectively killed them. If they had gone there they would have been on every photo of the Liverpool waterfront.

Feeling your pain brother. Hope it doesn't last too long.

It must be a Nogsy thing! How's your coughing pain? I slid out of bed onto the floor this morning, had no way to turn and had to shuffle my arse across the floor to the end of the bed to get myself on my feet.

Wouldn't disagree Champ, Wife heard me swear as my arms went up, rushed out and couldn't see me thinking I'd gone round the corner. Then she looked down! I'll spare everyone the head wound photo, looks worse than it was. It just wasn't my time. The irony is how the Turks get away with accidents, I have to look away. Had a worker yesterday holding two bare wires in socket to test the awning as the electrician hadn't turned up.

Cheers Yorky, yea I think I did. My last job was H&S Manager which my son in law was quick to remind me!

Wife telling Daughters, " you're Dad's had a fall" Which then becomes, " my Dad's had a fall" "You're not getting any younger Dad" The story was, I was wearing, ironically sliders, slipped and fell into the pool. Bit wet you might say. Well, when the pool has been emptied it's just a 6' hole in the ground. Lying on my back, touched my head and thought, that's not good. Hit the side of pool, then full force onto the floor on my back. On the 1-10 scale it's been a 12 when coughing, sneezing, burping or getting out of bed. Had cat scan and back and chest xrays, nothing broken. Happened last Friday and pain is down to a 7. Don't let a Nogsy urchin have a pool.

I think they will get another deduction, their fans will suddenly become the best supporters in the world who invented support, greet the bus, have blue smoke, suck a dog off and survive. The reality of administration will arrive and they're gone. I fear for the dog.