Earlier this year traffic police were clamping down on cars parked on pedestrian crossings, they take a photo as proof. Anyway I came out of the offy and a car was across the crossing so moved down a bit, let the cars past the last of which was the traffic police. He sees the offending car and stops to take photo, I now safely cross behind him. He was too far forward so reversed to get the money shot, right into me. There was only going to be one winner and it wasn't me. Called him a cunt, didn't even wind the window down to ask if I was ok. Cunt