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sir roger

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  1. I've never heard of her before, so it fits the category for me. It's the amnesty thread where arrests need to be taking place.
  2. I'll come quietly, officer. ( and very quickly )
  3. I reckon Paddy Power will have the over / under at 3 punches a round.
  4. I think Kate Middleton has touched it up.
  5. I have always got on fine with German people on holidays etc. French and Russians however.
  6. In one of his first games for the ressies he heard Clemence shout ' my ball ' but cleared it anyway, and woke up in the ambulance on the way to Walton Hospital. Fantastic career and trophy haul, mainly with Forest, but a title with us in 72/73. RIP Larry.
  7. Maybe lap dancing just isn't the job for you ?
  8. Read something earlier saying that he looked to have bulked up considerably since he has been out, did he look like he had lost those sparrow legs and coat hanger shoulders ?
  9. Yeh, pity those bandits' shooting is worse than his son's.
  10. Fair ? ..... Fair to women ? Neville Chamberlain lives on.
  11. Who was it on here who said ' You'd have to feed the cunt with a flat hand '.
  12. Can't see Stones going through the palaver of starting a match and then doing some amateur dramatics after 15 minutes.Would have been far easier to 'feel it a bit' in training. He probably felt a slight twinge and opted for caution.
  13. These overpaid boardroom sinecures don't find themselves if you are a government minister expecting to be out of work soon.
  14. Can she can do me first, please ! She isn't running 13 miles usually, to be fair.
  15. They've moved away from the barrel, to the bottom of your shoe now.
  16. Went to Bulgaria in 1986, and the local wide boys were constantly on at us about buying our jeans.
  17. The wife struggles to say statistics, so I try to find excuses to make her say it as often as possible. We were buying tiles a few years back and she struggled like fuck to say Porcelanosa so I had to teach her it phonetically like she had had a bang on the head. Her nieces all pronounce the Elle brand as Ellie, and one of them pronounces a sleeveless coat as a gillet. In a similar vein a very nice young lady training in Dunelm once referred to a piece of bedding as a duvvett.
  18. The niece did the Liverpool half-marathon last weekend, and the Brother in Law, who is a serious runner, was pissing himself at her and hundreds of other young ladies wearing full make-up for the event.
  19. Is it not worth a goalie throwing the odd dummy and then staying in the middle. Even if the penalty goes in it means the following takers can't just assume they can go down the middle without a care.
  20. Dogging has certainly changed since I was a lad.
  21. Hundreds of different channels on various platforms and 9000+ available boxsets on the firestick, and me and the Mrs are recording and watching Kojak each afternoon.
  22. I always imagine the Captain's parlour to be based on Dexter's killing room.
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