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Doing ok with the Portugal national side.

Don't get the love-in for that Andrew Scott. Turned Moriarty into Kevin the Teenager.

I'd rather he worked on his right foot than his abs.

He is more Pterodactyl than Tyrannosaurus Rex.

We won't be able to pay him as much as City

Summed up the frustration brilliantly, Dave. Only thing I would say us that the Konate stuff was not hindsight for a lot of us, as it was discussed quite strongly once the teams were announced. The result is not down to Jarrell of course, but he was pretty poor for the first fifteen minutes or so, and then barely saw a United player until his mistake. I have no wish to revisit the two OT games but from memory 5 of their 6 goals came from our right hand side. Quansah is a big find but Konate scares attackers. I have never seem Martinelli give up against anybody other than him.

Which Waterstones was that Jair ? Been looking for that book.

Went to one about 20 years ago. It was great as the vast majority of lads had gone old,fat and bald. I felt like a fucking Chippendale.

Like Trigger's broom, but I'd rattle her like a Sally Army collection tin at Xmas.

And wankers.

Watched ' Nobody ' again on C4, really enjoyed it. Very cartoon violent, but with a bit of humour throughout, Bob Odenkirk is a very likeable Everyman type character and Connie Neilsson is gorgeous.

Aye, definitely don't want to be investing in any of that woke alzheimers and cancer research, making people on the dole live longer.

Just seen their goal again and hadn't realised it was Naseem Hamed's fatter cousin who got the header in.

Exactly that, Dave. Some idiot was hanging on to him like a limpet and VvD just grabbed him and tossed him aside. Even the referee told them to piss off and the idiot to get up.

' Give us a mars bar and a crunchie or I'll shoot.'

Only been the once to Crete and went to Sissi about 7 or 8 years ago. Lovely, peaceful little place, do the church bells still wake everybody up ?

I heard the Franco-Prussian war of 1870/1871 depleted gold reserves around the continent, and inadvertently led to Everton struggling to pay the rent on Anfield a decade later.

Was he in the picture ?

Bit of a shock on Optimum Sports with a female commentator who was very good, and a pretty fair 2nd man who it transpired was Phil Jagielka and never mentioned Heysel, undersoil heating or Clive Thomas once. On a more serious point those two attacking substitutes for Sheffield United were disgusting. How was McBurnie not sent off for the most blatant elbow to Konate's face, and Uvavu just took a wild kick at Ibou and injured him because he lost the ball and spent 20 minutes running around like a dodgem car.

I wouldn't have gone for Diaz at left back but hey ho.

Brilliant stuff Bigthrusts, but its not Kylie now is it ?

Was quite pleased at timing a late run to the till in Morrisons and arriving behind only one other person. My smirk soon disappeared when this guy brings out 5 vintage bags for life ( I think Gateway and Victor Value were involved ) , places them all in the packing bit and proceeds to mull over every fucking item he has bought like he was on the Antiques Roadshow before deciding which bag to propel it into. The bags take up so much room the young cashier has to stop putting stuff through about halfway through his shop and hand items to the bastard one by one. When he has everything loaded he realises he has too many tins in one of the bags and can't lift the fucker, so redistributes them exceedingly slowly to other bags. It then dawns on the arsehole that he is expected to pay and then goes into a duffle bag in his trolley searching for a wallet or cards which he finds after emptying all kinds of shite first. Of course his first card doesn't work but eventually he concludes his business and tootles off without a backward glance at the veins popping out on my forehead, or the old bloke in a blazer behind me who had turned to his wife and said ' Grab my arm, Mary or I swear I am going to punch this cunt ' during the pantomime.

Often enough it would seem, as his name kept appearing in our losses when I checked Klopp's earliest ones.

As long as the dog isn't eating a butty.

Surprised I don't remember him as he looks like the enemy in Stingray