matt1983

He's out of form because he's playing with an injury. This time last year if he hadn't signed his current contract we'd have been screaming disloyalty- I think we should show him a little loyalty and patience. He is a player who can raise his game to the level of those around him. If we can get our best players back in the team and supplement them in the summer he'll be just fine. Alright, he's not the Gerrard of 2006, but Leicester are top of the league with Danny Drinkwater in midfield. It's a team game, and I think we'll be better with him than without.

This should probably go in the Adam Johnson thread.

The whole new series is available to download if you have Sky+. Spice world.

And Ferdinand.

My sky planner would be a lot clearer if this happened. Fucking maternity leave.

Be careful with that xvideos. If you visit it more often than you text your Mrs you may find predictive adds it to the end of your messages to her when you only meant to put a "X". I've heard.

At quarter past ten I told her to call last orders at "22.45", and asked if she knew what time that was. "Quarter to ten?" Came the reply.

" you know the one thing I've learnt since I've worked here? The 24 hour clock. Coz I was always taught how to tell time by...analogue is it?...so I could never work out what time I was rota'd on to. I had to count forwards from 13, and sometimes I'd get it wrong and stay an hour late because I'd counted wrong. People would say Liv, why are you here, you were supposed to finish an hour ago, and I wouldn't know why. But I kind of get it now. Most of the time."

Velasquez out of the heavyweight rematch- Miocic in. Cain needs to prove he can go a full camp without getting injured before they book him in another main event I think. I'm more interested in the new match though to be honest- I didn't think Cain deserved the instant rematch.

Negged by accident

I'd have found room for Ojo in the squad I think. A pacey option off the bench.

Her elbows are too pointy.

Am I missing a joke here?

I won't know what to think about the "injury" until I've spoken to an Evertonian cab driver. He'll know.

Amen brother

Making sandwiches for work and finding that some absolute fuckwit has used the cheese for cheese on toast, but grated the long, wide face of the block, leaving you with a handy 10cm by 5cm by 5mm piece. Just fuck off.

Public support seems to be have been almost entirely with the doctors from what I've seen, so I fully expect the hounds to be released in the run-up to the next one. Even more smear stories both direct and indirect, most probably retracted on page 52 in a few months time once the damage has been done.

Making a perfect soft poached egg then piercing the yoke with the slotted spoon.

If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. And people she's just a big pair of tits.

On Watch now, "Singing in the Rainforest". Platinum-selling indie band Scouting for Girls travel to the jungle of Papua New Guinea to play for tribes. One tribal elder said "we've never heard music like this before, we love it!". You're welcome to it.

On the Terminator theme, there's a deleted scene from the original where a couple of scientists discuss sneakin the T800 out of the hydraulic press, then the factory door closes behind them to reveal the factory is Cyberdyne systems. Then my head explodes with the possibilities and implications of time travel.

Firm I work for regularly refer to banter with customers as a perk of the job. It really isn't.

The answer is Adam Lavine. Irritating voice, shit songs. Cunt.

The cloud wifi.

I don't understand why people get such a cob on about refused handshakes. For them to carry any meaning, surely they have to be optional?