Hand Shandy

Great catch, but once again we're shitting the bed.

Inside edge actually, but who cares.

Bowled him! Plunkett is having a blinding spell.

I know it's been said, but the crowd is shite.

There's more atmosphere in my front room, and I'm on my fucking own!

Huge wicket. Desperately needed that.

Fucking hell... The panning shot of the MCC members was like the visual definition of white male privilege.

Archer really is quality.

Yeah, getting Williamson cheap would be nice.

Plumb as you like. Daft review. Taylor should have told him so.

Edit - or even Nicholls...

Woah! Gatting has been at the pies.

I've answered my own question haven't I...

What's the fucking point of this then? Apart from the $$$ obviously.

Ace day of non-f**tb**l sport on Sunday.

Cricket World Cup Final, British Grand Prix, Mens Wimbledon Final.

Just told the wife I'm doing absolutely fuck all from 10am aside from lying on the sofa with the TV on.

Hayek is truly out of this world.

17 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Got to be the Sahara

Overrated.

Got to be Atacama.

Too much optimism in here. Remember boys...

This is England.

Well this is ok...

Still, we could bowl them out for 90 and I'd still be worried we'd shit the bed facing Starc.

Is that her?

Surprisingly large mammaries.

1 minute ago, Duff Man said:

Pretty incredible they're both still competing at this level.

Not just competing, but blowing almost everyone else away. They've been at the top of the game for so long it's ridiculous.

Men's semis are on Friday aren't they?

Might have to take the afternoon off.

Will be the first time they've meet at Wimbledon since 2008 apparently.

Can't really remember that game...

3 hours ago, Total Longo said:

Where is Shannon Elizabeth these days?

Reprising her role in Silent Bob...

I have an irrational hatred for Federer's smug grid, but he's so fucking good to watch.

Really can't decide whether to watch him walk over Nishikori, or see if Querrey can cause Nadal some trouble.

Delighted for the Kiwis. India can fuck off - the wankfest every time they played was tiresome.

Plus the curry I had at the weekend is still giving me grief - bastards.

Hilariously, if it does get reduced to 20 overs, India are getting to get stiffed.