Hand Shandy

If an opposition player had put a challenge like that in on one of ours, we'd be baying for a red. Lucky boy.

At your age, you probably have.

Haha! Stringy's head just exploded...

To be fair, I'd go for Boaty McBoatface...

That Francois cunt hadn't crossed my radar until the last couple of weeks. He really is a horrible shitstain with serious short man syndrome.

Anyway, can't remember whether I've posted a pic of ours, and I can't be arsed trawling back through the thread, so here she is in a standard 'comfortable cat' position...

Bathroom? Carpet? You deserved it.

They were already tearing themselves to pieces. May saying she'll talk with Corbyn has just fucked everyone else off. If the stakes weren't so high it would be fucking hilarious.

Crete on Saturday. Can't wait.

Ha! Just done exactly the same thing.

Something Corbyn should come out and say more or less immediately.

On occasion in the past, I have wished that to be a literal statement.

Badum-tish!

I'm all for the boycott and general disparagement of anything Murdoch related, but even if it was called The Australian S*n, that's probably taking your outrage a bit far. What do you call the big yellow thing in the sky?

UFC it is then...

I gave up on that after the first round. Watching Sky. Edwards Moreno.

Edwards is walking this, but his habit of fucking shouting every time he throws a punch is very annoying.

Now I wouldn't want either of them hitting me, but this Johnson Gorman fight really is a couple of fat lads in a ring.

Hahahahaha! Two of the judges had Maxwell ahead.

Well that French bloke just absolutely threw that away against Maxwell. Belting finish mind.

Shooter on the shitter.

That's a horrific boob job.

Oh I agree - my wife has numerous stories of her parents leaving her and her brother alone in a hotel room while they went for a meal/drink. I'm as horrified by that as a concept as I am about the McCann's doing it. Don't remember mine doing it, but they probably did.

This is what's getting me. Whether they did anything to Maddie or not, to watch people say they didn't do anything wrong in leaving her and two babies alone in a room where they couldn't see them is beyond me.