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    Quarter final tie: Hippopotamus Vs Orangutan

    I try, I try. It is a tough one, but I just had to go for our furry 'cousin'. However, it looks like we might be fighting a losing battle. Louie needs some serious votes to get back in this... When's the cut-off point?
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    Quarter final tie: Hippopotamus Vs Orangutan

    Orangutan... His tool-making ability would see him knock up an M16 in no time and pop a cap in fatty's ass!
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    Quarter final: Komodo Dragon Vs Otter

    Ah, now there is a contest! Would have to put my money on Clyde for that one...
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    Quarter final: Komodo Dragon Vs Otter

    Whereas you prefer the cute fluffy otter? The Komodo, as you clearly state, would stab its mother in the back for a cup of tea - surely the attitude required to make it all the way to victory?
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    Quarter final: Komodo Dragon Vs Otter

    I only pass judgement on important issues. Otter... Komodo Dragon... Come on, really. It would take the Dragon more time to pick the little shit out of it's teeth than it would to dispose of it...
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    Quarter final: Komodo Dragon Vs Otter

    Another nail in the otter's watery coffin.... Big jessie.
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    Name our cat

    :smile: Bound to go down well in Sweden... Poor bastard will probably be stoned to death by the neighbours!
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    Name our cat

    Looks as if he might have a bit of an attitude... Hård Nästa?
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    Seven years

    :D And then make yourself comfy on the sofa for a few nights....
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    Oiy Lurkers

    The terrifying thought is that you were in there looking for me...
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    Oiy Lurkers

    Must. Not. Make. Flippant. Comment. :angel: Oh, and I tend to lurk because I find you all intimidating... :smile:
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    1st round 10th rumble

    And I can't see a Tasmanian Devil managing to run a library...
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    His Dark Materials

    You will not be disappointed. Just reread them for the third time while on holiday - they're excellent. And I'm 30+...
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    1st round 1st scrap

    Tapir wins hands down... Being an ugly little bastard doesn't compensate for the fact it's about the same size as a guinea pig...
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    Lurker's posting amnesty thread

    No intention of being on a deliberate wind-up - will ease my way in gently...
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    Lurker's posting amnesty thread

    Hmmmm, well I appreciate your opinion but I think I'll stick with my original viewpoint. I don't think I've got the intellectual capacity to hang with 'real men' like you... Plus I actually find Remmie and RiS funny as fuck, something I'm glad to say I don't think will ever be the case with you.
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    Lurker's posting amnesty thread

    That was my general opinion as well. It's always entertaining to go in and see what they're on about, but it feels safer in here. Kind of warm and cosy...
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    music question

    I aim to please. I often miss, but I aim...
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    Things that really fucking hurt.

    Anything testicle-related... Concur with the old favourite of slipping off the pedal while racing your mate on a bike - never a good thing. :thumbdown Also, while playing hockey at school, some smart arse decided it would be a good idea to try and lift the ball past me. Not being very good, all the ywat managed to do was smash the ball into my bollocks from a distance of about 4 feet. Had that 3 or 4 second period where I thought 'Hey, that didn't actually hurt', then collapsed on the ground unable to move for the next 15 minutes. However, having been an egg-chaser in my youth, I'd have to say that having some bell-end trying to gouge my eye out has to be up there. Couldn't see properly out of that eye for about a week. He got a dig back mind...
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    music question

    That's a shit copy. Youtube better
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    music question

    Is this it? http://uncutvideo.aol.com/videos/7e212d946491bf63d9d0353c93b9c19b
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    Lurker's posting amnesty thread

    Been married a couple of years now - starting to come to terms with it now! Will try and steel myself for sarky comments and insults and get more involved.... However, I may limit myself to GF - not sure I can deal with the *F. Which actually raises a good question - do newbies get a harder time in there or in here? Opinions? And subtle hijacking of thread...
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    Lurker's posting amnesty thread

    I fear rejection...
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