Hand Shandy

The lead girl is lovely as well, while Anderson is milftastic...

Was that taken straight after the fight, or half an hour later when it's had a chance to swell more? If it's straight after, how on earth has the ref let it get that bad before stopping it?

From the age of 3, my daughter showed no interest in balance bikes or riding with stabilisers. I blame the fact she had one of those three wheeled scooters and was a fucking demon on it. However, when she got to 5 she decided she wanted to do it, so straight on, no stabilisers, sorted in an afternoon. She's nearly 8 now and loves going out on her bike. Although she's also a lazy bint who has a tendency to get off and walk up anything that vaguely resembles a hill... Her problem is instead of just riding up the fucking thing, she sees stops at the bottom to look at it and then can't get the speed up again to get up it. I've taken to just shouting at her to keep fucking pedalling!

Yeah, the Saints got stitched up good and proper there.

Don't mind which of these two win to be honest, but I'm praying the Chiefs don't shit the bed against the Pats. Going to have to wait until the morning to find that out though - no way I can stay up for that, no matter how much I want to...

Rams needed that before half time, else I could have seen the Saints pulling away.

Well that was fun.

First episode was decent enough, and there's clearly a lot of scene setting going on. There has also been quite a tonal shift, with attempts to bring in more humour. Not sure how I feel about that at the moment - I liked the darker tone - but I suppose it's only ep 1...

Boshed through the first three episodes this evening. Gotta love Frank.

Pervert? Chance would be a fine thing...

I knew Col would be in here...

Left foot single knot, right foot double knot.

What the fuck were you doing in Ebbw Vale? Oh wait, I know the answer to this - anything to do with a decent pair of tits perchance?

Maybe just stick a post-it on the fridge...

Many a good man has been blinded to a woman's deficiencies by a decent rack lifey...

Well we 'acquired' it with the intention of watching an episode a night, which would have taken us to near the start of the last series. That went out of the window as we found it impossible to watch just one, and our desire to watch GoT outweighed any desire to start watching anything new.

Me and the missus have just blitzed all seven series again in about four weeks. It really is outstanding.

Looking that way now. Will have to find out in the morning - need some sleep!

Well this isn't what I expected... Saints 0 yards of offense and down 14-0. What is it with Foles and the playoffs?

Anyone see the Eagles getting past the Saints?

Fucking Patriots.

Outstanding rantage.

In one.

Not ideal, but the amount of screaming queens in here is borderline farcical. We've been unbeaten until the beginning of January, only losing that record at the home of the champions. Calm the fuck down.

We've conceded 10 goals in the league. 10. Glaring defensive cracks. Fuck me.