RedBrian84

Well bloody hell it's been a good long while since I've been on here - good to see that there's still good threads kicking about. I've got to say Enrique and Moreno the pair of absolute fucking blends. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

The Return of the King - 10 severed Gondorian heads out of ten. A near-perfect finale to an epic, peerless trilogy of films. People can gripe about the multiple endings and the rather rushed demise of Saruman or other perceived omissions/changes to the text but for me I don't think anybody could have presented such a massive series of books better than Jackson. This was a war film in every sense. In fact, the entire story is about a world plunged into an all-consuming, utterly destructive war. Breathtaking visuals, superbly acted, riveting story and so gripping. I get goosebumps every time the Rohirrum appear on the horizon to rescue Minas Tirith. Love it. Could watch it over and over. The battle of Pelannor Fields is fucking awesome.

When A Child Is Born by Johnny Mathis Anything by that bellend Kesha. Her voice goes through me.

"Aim for the flat top!" - Ghostbusters

1) Sally from BBC Breakfast. What a gimp. 2) Spiders 3) All Apple products.

Tinned mackerel in red sauce on buttered toast. Delightful.

"Armed? Armed with what?" "Oh, I don't know. Bad breath? Colourful language? Feather duster? Guns you tit!" - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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Mad-Eye Moody, Harry Potter

Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park "Clever girl....."

"That's why Roger Pedacter is dead! He found Captain Winky!" - Ace Ventura "Look son, we burnt this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814 and I'm all for doing it again" - Malcom Tucker, In The Loop "I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't" - Topper Harley, Hot Shots! Part Deux

300. On ITV2 tonight and with fuck all else on decided to give it another blast. Completely absurd, over-the-top homoerotic wargasm. But entertaining and stupidly daft with it. Enjoyable watch on a Friday night with a beer. 7/10

David Thewlis in Kingdom of Heaven played a boss character with more than a hint of the miraculous about him (especially evident in the director's cut) called Hospitaller. And maintaining the Harry Potter link, Maggie Smith was ace as McGonagall in all eight HP films, despite playing the last two racked with cancer.

Sam Brown has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard.

Can I just bump this and say that following that image of Rosie Jones in a baked bean bath, if anyone has a similar one of Rachel Riley in a bath of Alphabetti Spaghetti I would be most grateful.

LOTR trilogy Batman Begins Kingdom of Heaven Gladiator The Bourne trilogy The Three Amigos Blazing Saddles Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part II Shaun of the Dead Hot Fuzz Dead Man's Shoes

Stoke. Oh my fucking God what an absolute cesspit of despair and nightmares. Went into the place en route back home from visiting a relative, because there was a decent tent in their Go Outdoors store. Turns out the tent was the most stable, sturdy and interesting thing about the entire city. I felt like they do in Harry Potter when the Dementors show up and take away everyone's happy thoughts. Grim. Fucking grim.

Michael Gove has had a kid too?

Having an Adnam's Ghost Ship at the min. Lovely pale ale, nice citrus kick.

Impossible to pick one. These were the first band I could call "mine", given I was twelve when Definitely Maybe came out. 1) The Masterplan - Noel's finest hour as a writer 2) Live Forever - epic 3) Stay Young 4) Bring It On Down 5) Rock and Roll Star

Robson storming back here.

Went to one a few years back as Gandalf the Grey. The missus had got me Glamdring (his sword, for the uninitiated) for a birthday a few months earlier and I was determined to put it to good use. So got the full outfit, beard and all, and risked possible arrest by walking to the party wielding this full sized, bloody sharp sword. Ace party, and even got to threaten a weirdo crasher by announcing "you shall not pass" whilst drawing the sword. Fun times.