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There's more chance of a re-incarnated Jimmy Saville becoming Chief Executive of Childline than them winning the CL.

It would help if he said why he never signed the paperwork. Surely some contact must have been made with Dnipro before Ayre set off on his Harley and we must have had some indication that they were willing sellers. If you assume that much is true then the only logical conclusion is that we didn't reach a deal with them.

There's always an excuse. There was multiple agents involved, the owner changed his mind, unrealistic price tags.... Whatever bullshit is trotted out this time, it doesn't matter as we look like amateurs again.

I don't think Ian Ayre could close a fucking book.

Every time I've seen them they've been wearing gloves. The fannies.

Paddy Crerand doesn't even know when he pisses himself.

Yehven a laugh?

Granada Studios are going to have to re-locate to Strangeways at this rate.

It's weird and it happens all the time. Swansea went to old Trafford twice in a week earlier this month as well.

I'm pretty sure that only happens in the FA Cup. If both Manchester teams get to the League Cup final and City win, the EL place goes to whoever finishes 6th in the league and not the runners up.

These are my goals. Fear them.

*Points and sniggers* He said Heskey!

I. HATE. THIS. FUCKING. KIT. GET. IT OFF. ME.

It's called denial. I reckon if forums were around during Souness' first 6 months and a similar poll was conducted then, you'd have got a similar result. Even though it was blindingly obvious things weren't right.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Not at the minute they're not. *Sniggers*

#prayformoyes Pray he's not sacked that is.

I love how Cundy called us bitter and twisted and then went on to show a video of Mourihno crying about how many ex Liverpool players in the media. Fucking bellends.

You might have more luck if you posted your request in English or any other language commonly spoken on earth.

Had some mulled wine a couple of hours ago and I'm just about to finish my second bottle of heineken. We've got a nice bottle of Chardonnay for our dinner later on and I'll be enjoying a nice bottle of Talisker when the kids have gone to bed. Good times.

Ditto.

Meant to rep this and negged it by mistake, god damn sausage fingers.

It'll be curtains for that place now.

I'm not doing him a disservice at all and I never suggested he wasn't in the team on merit, because he is. All I was doing was pointing out that Shelvey was and never will be good enough to replace Gerrard. There's also no one at the club who's remotely close to being a better midfielder than him. But Gerrard isn't the player he was and if we had better options in the middle of the park then Gerrard wouldn't necessarily be an automatic choice.

It could also mean he thinks Shelvey is a bit shit. I don't believe for a minute that any manager worth his salt would guarantee any player a position for two years if he had better options at his disposal. The fact that Shelvey would have trouble dislodging a one legged 50 year old Gerrard probably had a lot to do with him moving on.