KevieG

A performance in keeping with our form. Nunez confidence is gone. Gakpo was as bad, as was Diaz. Call me old fashioned but I hate this inverted football. It's like the opposite to everything we were ever good at and I don't think it suits most of our players

There is way too much talk that we are going to steamroller them. Carraghers 7up Christmas jumper isn't sitting right with me. Yeah they are shite, but we've been struggling to put away shite teams all year. Would be delighted with a scrappy 1 nil.

Bayern are electric. Reminds me of us a few years back. All pace and power, using full backs for width.

You'd hear a lot of BS on these talk shows and twitter, but is there a single attribute this lad has that isn't better than Rio Ferdinand, Terry or Vidic? Genuinely two footed, better long passer, better in the air, quicker, better on the ball. He's even back doing those passing headers now. His only weakness is that he can get complacent as it usually all comes so easily to him, but now he's captain it seem to have re-invigorated him.

Baldy having a meltdown. Needs to stop putting his little passive aggressive hand on officials arms too.

Uh oh.

Alisson. Best in the world by a country mile

Absolute shite.. Top of the league. Fuck BT sports. Never heard so much crying. Ayew knew what he was doing, stopped the break.

Endo hopeless today

It has to be a defender, we've been here before. Top of the league at Christmas, don't strengthen in a centre half crisis (Konate won't stay fit) . Scrapping for top 4. I hope we have learned our lesson.

Always used to say Southall and Scmichael were the best I'd seen the English league, Jennings peak before my time. But this lad is better.

Fuck me. Turned this off at ht thinking it would be a cakewalk. That's a great result. And the results have gone well for us this weekend.

This is gonna be about 9-1.

This club. Fucking hell. Great result. Great goals. Loads to worry about but fuck it, that ending is what it's all about.

Total joke. 2 full backs and a striker in midfield and we have all the signs of it. Fulham totally comfortable since the changes

More fuck ups, more inconsistency, more outrage, more viral clips, more clicks, more money for everyone.

Doing ok, get Jones off, taking too many touches. Poxy goal.

It's time to bin VAR. Take the rough with the smooth and go back to the old way

Everything is too narrow. Chasing a game and Trent is coming through the inside left channel trying to thread balls through a packed defence. Frustrating.

It's mental how Mark Goldbridge is now the sane reasonable one and Neville, Shearer and Carragher and co. either get temporarily outraged, go blind, get amesia, or pile on for bants depending on the week.

Shit, but I'm getting sick of the team playing without width. Robertson and Trent used to give us that, and it defined us as a team. I know this is new iteration and tactics but I preferred the old way. Trent fannying around in the middle reminds me of when Beckham got indulged with England in the middle of the field.

Can Trent get outside Salah once and a while. Even just to get Luton thinking.

Sky panel in agreement that Guimeraies was fine as it was a forearm smash rather than an elbow. Wut?

The only debatable second sending off was Tarowski. Konate unlucky to get a yellow. Everton were shit. Easy 3 points.

If Var is chalking off a legitimate goal, by their own admission, just give us the point.