sh#t waffle

I passed in August at 45 - had never had a lesson until last year. I too learnt in an automatic and about two lessons in I was a mixture of happy I wasn't shit and just really fucking annoyed at myself for not learning earlier.

They're shit and we'll finish at least 10 points ahead of them

Spurs will win tonight, but they're rubbish. Think they'll struggle to make top 4.

He has now!

Alisson saves that.

Well that's the zinger to end all zingers. Bravo, Matt.

I really wouldn't worry about Spurs. Their manager is Australian, for fuck's sake. Australian. It's as genetically implausible for Australia to produce a genuinely world class manager as it has been for England in the last 40 odd years.

Good to see we're making it happen just the 17 years late...

Captain Willard is both utterly disingenuous and significantly less smart than he thinks he his. Combined with his absolute rock solid belief that his opinions are fact, it sure makes for some dynamite* posts. *by which I mean shit

E.T. phone home No, I know, you did send me back to the future. Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

I lived in Sydney 20 years ago and as much as I loved it, I always felt it was the most overtly racist major city I'd ever been to. It was one of the reasons my now wife left, and it was one of the main reasons we never pulled the trigger on moving back (until now).

Rico did pick some odd hills to die on, didn't he.

Yeah, I think we'll comfortably finish 3rd, but I reckon that's probably our level this season. Next year we win the lot.

Hojlund looks annoyingly good - am confident they'll find a way of breaking him, mind.

So what we're saying is that we should start with 7 players and bring on Nunez, Jota, Gakpo and Diaz after 60 minutes. It's bold, but it might just work.

Agree with most of what you say, but I do think this season had moments where they came close to season 3-11 brilliance. Expect the podcast will be back soon now that the writers' strike is over

No way it gets overturned imo (though it should) - but hopefully it's about shaming them over the process (bringing him over to a context-less freeze frame) as much as the result.

Pretty sure that last one was a Hanson b-side.

I just don't understand how anyone is saying that after six games. I get that he seems like a really nice guy, and he certainly talks a good game, but what makes people so sure he'll be a long term success? When Klopp was appointed he'd won two league titles with Dortmund...

Nailed it.

Nah, you've got to stick with the classics. That's why I'm currently trying to find a way of using Szoboslai in the mighty Charles and Eddie's 'Would I lie to you?'

I think he's been brilliant - and I was someone who a year ago saw precisely zero potential in him to make it here. It's almost like I know absolutely fuck all, but that can't be right.