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Ban this filth!

Good news so far then.

She's going to end up being a Tory isn't she, and then I'll have to despise her. Shame.

Hands off Stig, she's mine.

Toothless must be from 'How To Train Your Dragon'. Dunno about Boggs though.

What library?

Sympathies with your mam mate, the DWP are disgraceful shits.

I'd take those heartless bastards who've done that to her to the cleaners. Bastards. And to think some wankers said that the events in I, Daniel Blake were nothing like real life.

No fun in that mate.

I would not shed a single tear if Mandelson and Akehurst underwent extraordinary rendition to Venus.

Fucking hell, satire is dead!

That has to be a parody, surely.

He's been dead since 1963, what the fuck does he know about racing?

Could still do one, just not have that cunt playing him.

I used to watch it and enjoy it, can't bring myself to allow it on TV now. Shame, it wasn't bad, Endeavour was better though.

He needs sectioning, he's absolutely fucking barking. I've seen people lose their shit after a divorce, but this is the meltdown to end all meltdowns.

Yeah it's those Brothers from Blackburn who own Euro Garages too, pair of tax dodging shits. Hooray, Asda is back in British hands eh?

Might go with that. I can live with that. At least I didn't lose a big deposit like Fox did.

And he's very welcome to do so (likelihood is I will lose, so he may as well start preparing). First time I stood I had the day off after the election so I was able to attend the count. Reviewing the spoiled ballots with the other 2 candidates, one of them just had a different insult next to each name. We agreed that one shouldn't count for any of us.

Nice.

Lohan was immense back then, shame it was all downhill from there.

I'm quite proud mate, like I say it'd be great to have a proper go, run a proper campaign and see what happens. I've seen people run as a paper candidate and lose by 700 votes, then a few years later after running proper campaigns they've won the same ward by 300-400 votes.

For those dedicated pervs who love a ginger, Professor Hannah Fry is presenting HIGNFY at 9 tonight on BBC 1.

Stronts is right, and I'll be fair 718 would be dreamland. I was looking at my previous results before: 2018 - 2nd out of 3 - 189 votes. 2019 - 2nd out of 3 - 270 votes. 2021 - 2nd out of 2 - 297 votes. 2023 - 2nd out of 2 - 269 votes. 2020 were cancelled for obvious reasons, and I chose not to stand in 2022. I voted for myself on each occasion too. I'm very flattered that anybody else did. Got my arse handed to me each time like.

I'll see what I can do if I get elected.