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Sleeping with Truss would be ethically dubious at best as I doubt she'd sentient enough to provide consent. It'd be like sticking a gerbil down your underpants.

I like this cat.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday condemned Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney for appearing to support a protester’s claim that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza during its ongoing war against the Hamas terror group.

“Instead of supporting Israel, a democracy that is fighting a just war with just means against the barbarians of Hamas, [Carney] attacks the one and only Jewish state,” wrote Netanyahu on X, urging his Canadian counterpart to “backtrack [his] irresponsible statement!”

17 hours ago, Red Shift said:

So the Saudi’s offered him (according to the Beeb) £500,000,000 to go play there.

 

That is one billion NZ$

 

Speechless.

Jake the muss over here.

Can't vouch for this as can't find other sources but sounds plausible.

Imagine if Arsenal were a boxer and you'd been paid to lose a match against them, you'd end up in concrete boots.

"You want somethin' done, you gotta do it yourself. OW! Uhh." The Reverand Bobby Brown.

Just now, littletedwest said:

this is actually real

They're not really reporters there now, they banned the likes or AP and Reuters for not calling the gulf of Mexico the gulf of America, or for having their pronouns in their email signatures.

They instead "opened up" these events to "non legacy media", podcasts by bums in other words.

The more suffering and pain inflicted on the imbeciles who voted for him the better. May they suffer long and hard.

Carragher should sign all of these off by spitting at the webcam, like a signature move the way Bruce Forsyth used to do that funny pose.

There's a gangster programme on called we own this city, haven't watched it, but the bbc keeps spamming my feed with films like "the cast talks about how much they love liverpool" and "a guide to scouse slang".

Like it's some sort of epoch defining moment that they've made a show set in Liverpool deserving of great fanfare.

 No pics? For shame.

Just now, Atticus Finch said:

There’s nothing worse than been on a bus when you’re busting for a piss

The more I'm prohibited from having a shit, the more I'll need a shit.

When your top Google search is 

"Liverpool Way GF Cunt" 

Because you were looking for the instant cunt identifiers thread.

When you get on a coach and realise there's no toilet and are struck down with terror.

Matt Hancock intervened personally to help a pizza firm, owned by a Conservative donor, win a lucrative Covid PPE contract.

Two days before winning the deal, the company, which had no previous experience of supplying medical equipment, removed ‘pizza’ from its name.

He's good Konate but not irreplaceable, he's still prone to the odd clanger.

7 minutes ago, Pete said:

That fella is pure evil.

Maga and modern Tories are largely a group of drastic, drastic overachievers. 

Most of the people who'd find themselves that high up in a government in years gone by had enough about them to get a job elsewhere,  academia or a big bank or some shit.

These lot have fallen upwards to an unfathomable degree, they know it, they depend on the "movement" to keep it there and they'll do anything to protect it.

The likes of Truss the same.

I remember some thick bird I knew on Facebook once saying she'd just finished "watching The Wire", and I was astounded and forced to rethink my stereotypes and preconceptions. But it turned out she was talking about the Warrington Wolves.

You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The trial never ends. We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did.

Huge if true.

Fuck, Arsenal beat football and nobody told me.

This season has been like when you're pissed at a wedding and think you're dancing like John Travolta but are actually dancing like a pigeon and you just hope your hips hold out before someone needs to call an ambulance.

2 hours ago, an tha said:

Aye 104% on China announced

 

Some times you've just got to shrug your shoulders.

Who could have seen this coming? Oh yeah, everyone.

I'm Lenny Henry over here.