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My nan fell out with my granddad when I was a kid and came to live with us for about three days, when we went round the curtains were all closed, the place stank of chips and he looked like father Christmas.

How does Pep do it? Another heart stopping premier league title race is shaping up.

Bono reckoned it was because he forgot their anniversary.

Always amazes me how many pundits write us off before a season starts. Ooh arsenal arsenal fucking arsenal.

Crouch saying he "looks distraught".

Great win. I love a 1-nil.

I've always hated Joe Cole, and I always will.

He's getting his Simon Gruber vibes back and I'm loving it.

I hate the phrase but I'd love a "man cave", me and the Mrs are into similar telly but not always, and sometimes you do genuinely just need your own headspace. I also want a wall to put the pic of me and Shatner up, and me and my mates with Tommy Weissau, and the front page I did for a history mag in America about the waffen SS.

The peace process needs more Jared Kushner. "Jewsalem, they call it jewsalem because of all the Jews, like little baby Jesus, so little."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/04/biden-netanyahu-peace-deal-election-influence

I'm a simple soul, films/telly, beer and whisky.

Makes me laugh whenever some of their soldiers get killed and they release images of them looking like the cast of friends.

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has told Ireland to remove its peacekeepers from an outpost on the border with Lebanon as its invasion of the country continues. Sources confirmed the request was made to the headquarters of the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (Unifil) and individual countries contributing troops, including Ireland. Israel has been told the troops will remain in place.

Can't believe we've lost Diego Garcia, it's like the fall of the Roman Empire over here.

I've said in the past but the beauty part of their demise is the fans are directly complicit in it. Because of their sheer arrogance and the fact many of them aren't proper foot fans, but small town jetsam that've been attracted to the brand and simply want to brag and insult - they simply don't have the patience or understanding needed to countenance a long term project. Hence, all you'll get is 'next big things'. Next big thing young players, quick, easy signings costing over the odds. It's like trying to feed a beast that doesn't know what's best for it or why.

Can't believe how bad this guy is. He's not just shit he's arrogant with it and will throw anyone under the bus. He's magnificent.

They got knighted didn't they? Or was it Cameron's?

Someone told me years ago Jenrick was mixed up in some Russian planning shit over a pipeline, I may have misheard though through being drunk.

I still love the beeb, its radio stations are great as is its sports coverage, documentaries etc. It's been hollowed out by the tories and replaced with lackeys, that's why people like Maitlis left. Panorama and News night were the best in the business along with Dispatches on C4. Get rid of that and you're left with tonight with Trevor mcdonald, which hasn't been presented by Trevor mcdonald for 20 years, and its investigations into DIY Brazilian butt lifts.

People can foi her as the bbc is a public service. I FOId an entire department's emails once, then FOId the emails of them all discussing my original FOI and freaking out about how they were gonna handle it.

I think the Lib Dems will do well out of this in the medium and long term, they could become the official opposition, which would be great.