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Section_31

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  1. Gutted about the result, and I'm starting to get that 'i wish the season would end tomorrow' feeling so we can buy some quality. I think a bad spell was always coming, we have to work harder than most teams just to get a goal because we've got no predator up front.. No point moaning about the lack of a winger and striker, becasue none of the targets we do(should) have were available in the window - Owen, Kuyt, Simao all declared their intention to stay put (and owen obviously couldn't get out before world cup) Think we should recall Sinama from Balckburn though - Morientes is a disgrace, he has the ability so there's just no excuse
  2. Anything this man says is toatally unsuprising and irrelevent, its like being sworn at by a kid with Tourettes The whole "no one gives us any credit" shit is the oldest trick in the book, its last succesful exponent being tagart - and it seems to be working again, nothing gets players working harder than telling them that shit...
  3. The scenes in the London parade were an absolute disgrace - as was th Police lack of response to it. A guy parading around in a fake explosive vest and calls to behead anyone who insults Islam, why don't i parade with a banner demanding we behead anyone who dresses like a suicide bomber, see how that goes down... What really pisses me off, is that even when Extremist actions are perpetrated and 'lmbasted' by less radical elements, they are always mitigated. i.e in the aftermath of the 7/7 bombings, the head of the muslim council for britain came on the news and condemmed the act, but also asked what kind of society allowed young men to be ostricised to such an extent to drive them to such acts - so now its my fault Muslims seem to forget the USA marching into Kosovo to save the muslims who were being butchered by the Serbs - no oil there last time i checked. As for muslim solidarity, not much extremism is Dubai, Kuwait, Quatar, Bahrain - wonder why? Is it because they're not all eating grass? How do these nations spread the wealth amongst their muslim brothers and sisters too? The cynical part of me wonders if the government is allowing us to be purposely exposed to Islamic extremism so that when they decide to bomb the shit out of their next target - no one will give a toss...
  4. Yeah agree, it'll end his career, possibly even his life, not on...
  5. Sorry mate!!!!!!!! I clicked on the quote on your post and inserted some of the words i coppied from the article to save time - must have forgot to delete the top part - sorry again fella! :wallbutt:
  6. Chelsea fans have effectively got nothing to lose anyway - they have no status in the game or credibility, so they can say what the fuck they want. They're the equivelant of a Big Brother winner, fifteen minutes of fame, squeeze a few appearences in china white and hang around with the legitimatley famous, then go back to the nothing they came from...
  7. Section 31 takes its name from Article 14, Section 31 of the European Convention on Human Rights, which allowed the civil liberties of Mancunians to be withdrawn during times of extraordinary threat. As mister Sloan said "We seek out threats to LFC that most people don't even know exist, and then we deal with those threats, as quietly as possable"
  8. suicide bomb instructor "pay attention class - i'm only gonna show you this once"
  9. Heard the one about the Arabian godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand....
  10. Yeah Kenyon really delivered the goods with Gerrard, Erricson, and Ashley Colt too...
  11. Changed my mind on that when i saw colatoral - hard as...
  12. Bit before my time that! There was that Herrald of Free Enterprise - but i think that was nowhere near this scale - could be wrong - I was about four, just remember some stupid bastard left the car loading door open at the back and the water rushed in, Rob Jones would be proud...
  13. :D That's what Sol Campbell would do if you wore a plastic bum on your head...
  14. Can't remember a ship sinking with that loss of life before - needless to say - i bet the lifeboats and jackets weren't any good on a ship that old...
  15. Bored our way to the final, by outplaying Juventus at Anfield and matching their sorry mob over two legs using their own tactics against them?
  16. Anyone remember the black-out in south Liverpool about 18 months ago? I remember walking home from work with some lad, the lights were out, businesses were closed, the traffic lights were down and cars were crashing - an ambulance was stuck in the traffic and couldn't get through. I said to the lad, "You wanna know what Iraq is all about - this is it!"
  17. If thats true then its well out of order, why would you talk about someones homosexuality at a fuckin job interview? "No i won't sign him for villa because he is a fruit also" Shithouse... Is a coincidnce with the sven tapes though, Rio has also been behaving strangely - could be a coincidence too... "Yes Rio is lazy, but thats because his anal sphincter, also, takes abuse from campbell, it is terrible"
  18. You I.P address has been recorded and a Jihad is on the horizon for you sunny Jim, your about to lose ten pounds of weight - the old fashioned way I agree though! Persia was a centre of learning, Babylon (Iraq) too, they're supposed to have invented Algebra, but there is still some dipute over it - the Chinese also lay claim to that one. As it stands now though the fundamentalists have kept the whole region in the dark ages, as we've seen in our own country, Asian people can be among the most industrious and productive, but in the middle-east their brightest minds are kept on a lead so as not to eat too much into their religion, and the women - half their workforce - are kept in virtual bondage. The middle east needs a coca-cola sponsored enima - ASAP
  19. get Rush back as striking coach too, don't know why Rafa binned him off... Crouch, Owen, fowler, and that Kuyt fella - all angles covered there i think, lots of 'possibilities'
  20. I always liked the way the taliban would saw your head off for drinking jack daniels, but saw fit to produce two-thirds of the worlds Opium, nice morals there kids. We need to go to Defcon 1 - and soon
  21. Chelsea fans have a kind of brain damaged, sweapt along feel about them though, like they don't know what the f*uk is going on... United, well i could do a thesis on why i despise them, they're fickle self-deluded animals of the lowest order. United were to football in an inncoent age what Chelsea are now, they redefined media relations, self-publicity, and general bullshit long long before Chelsea ever did...
  22. Nah, I'd cast myself in Ralph Feinnes character, Amon Goerth! Gunshots in the morning, ohhh yeahhhh! © Randy Savage "united fans, you have been liberated by the Soviet Union - you can't go west, they hate you there, and i wouldn't go east, they hate you there too"
  23. You make a good point RIS, I think its just a personal thing, My hatred for all things United transcends normal space and time. Its not normal football hatred for me, not like with Chavski, i don't know where its come from - its just there... In fact I'm collecting funds to do a remake of Schindlers list featuring United fans - any contributions would be welcome...
  24. I watched out for Boumsong in the Fifa under-21's a few years back when GH first ran the rule over him - didn't pull up any trees. The more apparent it became that both Traore and Silvestre were not the next Thuram, the more sceptical i became and got the gut feeling he would eventually prove shit The France 98 - 2002 mob are beginning to look like an apparition, the rest of the French footballers produced since have been complete wank
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