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I'd be very suprised if Richards hasn't got a buy-out clause.

Amen brother, music is to me what fashion was to einstein, I don't get it - but don't care either.

Agreed, besides a lot of dutch players have had the rep of being 'aloof' and a little understated, in fact I can't think of a (good) one who wasn't. He'll crack on and do well the lad.

"Hey T, you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try and fuck it."

dog cat mother cousin pig aids cabbage poo

He owns Chelsea

"Get im Pike"

You've gotta love this old school borat shit, It's a real eye-opener, in fact I feel like Michael Palin.

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BJK Kurds fuck your mother

Quality, can you sort out some anti-Turk, anti-chav, anti-gobshite firewall type effort?

The FBI are so far up my ass I can taste brylcream

Possible, Fat Sam loves the big guy apparently. I agree with the overiding sentiments, Owen was a good servant and carried us on his shoulders virtually since the age of 17, he's had injuries but would be a bargain if we could get him for under 10 mil, Yakubu cost 12 ffs!

Paulie for me Paulie: "He killed 16 Checkoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator!" Christopher: "His house looked like shit."

Other than Tony obviously Bobby Bacala Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpiensero Richie Aprile Ralph Ciferetto Junior Soprano Silvio Dante Christopher Moltisanti Paulie Walnuts Johnny "Sac" Sacramoni Phil Leotardo Furio Giunta Hesh Rabkin

They're bantha fodder - believe.

at least she hasn't got a tash you third world cunt

I've never had any shit off bouncers for the simple reason that I'm bigger than most of them - which goes to show what a shower of shithouses most of them are. If they're not physically able to pick you up and throw you then they're not interested. Been loads of occasions (and I used to frequent Mr Smiths back in the day) where they've had the choice between throwing out a bald cock and some poor floppy headed student who've both been mixing it up, and they've left the grok alone and thrown the Indie fan down the stairs. One thing I hate about clubs, and its the same reason I can't be arsed with matches or concerts anymore - is that it's one of those environments where you are de-humanised and where being treated like an animal is par for the course. No thanks - not any more.

bitters - you've got to speculate to accumulate.

kop seems like a genuinely chilled-out chap Lisa has a great avatar Paul is probably the most altruistic, self aware and community spirited (as in this community) forumite. I quite like The Chief, he seems like a thoroughly decent bloke. (Well no one else is gonna say it about me.) Everyone, you all seem like nice people to me. Dirk is a hard working, committed, caring and strong fella. RiS is always positive, upbeat and very friendly. Madstock is ace and makes me chuckle on a regular basis, as does RiS....who is also ace. Paul and RoboRiise both write very well in a thought provoking and even handed way. I consider that amongst others, these 2 comrades are 2 of the finest posters on the site. Total Longo is as daft as me when it comes to conspiracy theories and will read and watch for hours. He also had a v cool Ramones avatar, which he has changed...I liked him more when he had that avatar. He is a pleasant and friendly guy. Milan is one of the most consistently funny posters in the TLW community. Weeksie is a kind chap and RJ Fanclub is a great game update texter when you're stuck around hippies. AdamS can be funny - and makes me laugh like a little girl. Carradona is a funny genuine person and a very angry man. NP is just a funny genius and write poems like no one else, while DT is a laidback dane with great taste in women and music. BatChainPuller is an all-round righteous dude/good egg Vincent Vega is sound and always has ace avatars Hermes is brilliant at puns and i take my hat off to him. Elmyn Noos is very funny but also cunningly very intelligent Malarkey knows far too much for a just-turned 17 year old. Also is down to earth and not that bad a ******** player. Moschops II oft acerbic witticisms frequently make me laugh till I cry. Remmie, i'm amazed no one's mentioned him and his sterling work when he was the FFs kingmaker. Has Madstock took over his mantle? Also has huge piggies. Real Red, I like him, very funny guy, and one of the best caption writers on the forums. PaddyBerger15 is a hugely intelligent forumite with a varied taste in music (although maybe displaying worrying signs of blindness in terms of lone gunman theories and avatar recognition...) Alan Sex mines the comedy gold. Carradona is a top chap who can take a wind-up. Carradona Carradona, so good they named him thrice. SM4G for being totally supportive. Thanks too RiS, The-Sir and Strontium Dog Madstockstill makes me laugh hard and like a drain on a daily basis Nanavut Patrickis a total comic genius and as mad as a Badger SM4Gis a solid citizen, his a good guy, I like his stuff. atk for being a sound man. SheKnowsIt for being supportive of me when others took the piss out of me and I'd love to tweak her nips one day! stig, malarkey, the-sir and thisisanfield for all being cool. madstock because he will cry if I don't put him in here. Sangria for the sense he talks. rondeco for no reason really other than I like the guy. And lastly, kidney for being the best there is! Joeys Pogo for being a funny guy who should post more often

Suppose it depends, I imagine if you're a 'blokes' barber there aren't that many different styles you've got to learn, but even the simplest styles can be fucked up by someone who doens't have a clue. I've had my head shaved in the past and had patches that looked like the outline of Germany cut into my head.

Liverball fans they do like big sheet like gypsey and their mother have wings

Fuck's one of them? Cat-food? Do you eat them too?

I genuinely thought this thread would be about the quality of toilets at the stadium - I swear I did.

Many a football legend, Marradona inlcuded, have been reduced to tears at the site of Chelsea european flag night. The passion, the noise, it's fuckin beautiful.

G14 clubs 'I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright 'Cause I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love