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Section_31

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  1. Aye, to an extent though every British PM since Chruchill has had to big the yanks up for nuclear umbrella reasons if nothing else. I personally reckon that the reason Cameron is plummeting in the polls isn't because of any one thing that he or Brown have done, more like the fact he's still playing Blair's game. I think while the man at the top acted the way he did we'd all been conditioned to think that was the norm, and so Cameron fitted alongside him quite comfortably. Now though, with the return of pin-stripe 'serious' politics with Brown, our expectations have shfted again, and Cameron just looks like a tit.
  2. I've got to admit I'm impressed by his political style. There's no comparrison between the way Brown and Blair conduct(ed) themselves, for instance taking your foreign secretary to the Whitehouse with you instead of your cackling whife (who then goes on an100k lecture spree). I also like the fact that within days of taking office he started making moves to hand back powers to parliament, including the rights of the Attourney General to stop prosecutions (a la cash for honours fuck up) and the power to make war. A gesture of Marcus Aurellius proportions. So far so good i'd say, Cameron looks like an absolute joke in comparrison - although that wouldn't be hard to be fair.
  3. Yeah last summer when it was 36 some bird I worked with at the time from The Congo was propper freaking out, she reckoned she'd never felt heat like it. All sounds a bit Peter Kaye to me but I know it's true. Also our houses and infrastructure are built for shit weather, in a Spanish villa you can't move for fans and air con. somehow they manage to keep their sprinklers running as well while we have hosepipe bans.
  4. It's without a doubt the worst film I've ever seen.
  5. It's going to be a Galvatron fest in the next film IMO, rumours going round that Soundwave, the constructicons and Ultra-Magnus are next on the list as well, and - apparently - a transforming Aircraft Carrier!
  6. Yeah she's a tasty piece, I had a soft spot for Solange from Casino Royale as well..
  7. Yeah but her name doesn't rhyme with places I'd like to stick my willy, that's 70% of the appeal.
  8. Nah if Stalin was involved surely the fight would resemble Rocky vs Clubber Lang? Hitler would pile in during the opening rounds, with commentators claiming the fuhrer was 'a wrecking machine' Stalin would be battered and bruised, 'He's getting killed out there' they'd say, while others would answer 'No he's not he's getting mad!' Stalin would then lay into the Fuhrer shouting 'You ain't so bad, you ain't so bad!' Then Hitler would hit the deck, Stalin would grab the microphone and shout: 'Kruschev, I did it!!!!!'
  9. Just been reading abour fires sweeping through southern europe due to the heat, saying some places are 45-50c !!! I can't even imagine that kind of heat, I remember about a year ago when it was 36 over here and it was a frigging nightmare! Anyone ever dealt with these kind of temperatures on their travels? How the fuck did you cope?
  10. Fit, and her name rhymes with anus.
  11. We're looking for drastic improvement, but Kendall (and the rest of them) are talking like we're spending big while the Mancs and Chavs are looking on open mouthed. We've still spent far less than last years prem winners, overhauling them and Chelsea will be an effort of Rourke's Drift proportions. Kendall embodies the bitters, in fact I wouldn't rule out a suicide attack on the new stadium when its built by the fat little fuck.
  12. Frank Lebouf used to get on my tits, and Henry to a lesser extent. In fact the French national team (except Zidane) were all enormous cunts.
  13. ^^ Two top posts. Didn't the team used to get tortured by one of the thompson twins whenever they lost a match? I bet they at least prefer the new setup.
  14. haha The fact you could plant the drugs in his front pocket while he watched helplessly would make it even sweeter! I'd stick a polythene bag of grade-a coke in his tweed blazer, then pat him on the cheek and say: 'say goodnight hotshot.'
  15. And Stephen Hawking, purely for the comedy value.
  16. ...who would you most like to plant drugs on? Phil Collins for me, don't know why, I just would.
  17. Joey Barton - overpaid, over-opinionated and pathologically violent human rat
  18. The Mancs, no contest. No more words needed.
  19. Aye same here, as soon as I clocked all that paypal bollocks I got out of there asap. I've got an IT degree but don't know the first thing about computers, and don't really want to either. When I go out on the lash lately I start getting knackered at about 12.30
  20. haha quality! 'Get the fuck out of my picture house you pinko bitch!'
  21. Quality pics those Uncle Meat, you're a lucky man!
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