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  1. The last week have shown the other side of being a professional footballer, dislocated ankle and broken leg for Smith, serious eye damage for Momo. Cisse apparently was facing amputation last year if the doctor hadn’t acted on the spot. Most other mainstream sports have at least some degree of protection involved American footy etc, even though Rugby is a contact sport, you don’t get blade on shin injuries at 100mph, in fact most rugby injuries result from deliberate foul play…
  2. If we were Chelsea or Everton fans (a la stubbs) we’d probably be on here asking for his contract to be cancelled instead of trying to diagnose him! Parry in the offal: I really wouldn’t read too much into anything the Portuguese guy said, the fact he made any statement at all was in very bad taste IMO, whatever happened to confidentiality? Imagine your doctor phoned the echo up and told them that, and your family were all at home shitting one, and this was before the eye had even settled down enough to be looked at – and by his own admission, has suffered ‘no structural damage’ ??? Blert.
  3. Nah but when i went back to college for three months - i was told in all seriousness that brainstorming was no longer an acceptable term as it discriminated toward people who had epilepsy, instead it was referred to as "an ideas shower" I shit you not!
  4. Ever stretching targets, lets be pro-active, waste is a thief, going forwards, big focus. Thats why i got out of big business and work in a small office these days, all i get these days is "anyone fancy a tea?" Quality stuff
  5. "Are you the legal guardiens of Dave Usher?"
  6. Nah - Lets be realistic, we've beaten far, far better teams than this shower of shit, which is what they are. I’m honestly not one for blind optimism but I can see a rout on the cards, they won’t know what hit them…
  7. To be honest – I’d wait until the club have had him checked out over here first, What the fuck does this mean? “"The prognosis is guarded but vision is going to be compromised on the right side, it may be 80 or 20 percent, but we can't say yet," said Paco. "He suffered trauma with bruising to the eye but there was no apparent destruction of the structure." Isn’t that something of a contradiction? The health care over there is probably not a patch on the eye specialists over here and especially in the USA, this guy shouldn’t be making ANY comments on the lads health, especially as its such early days and they can’t yet even see through the bruising. I know one thing, ‘guarded’ means “don’t quote me on this but…” I’ll wait until he’s been to bupa first if you don’t mind ‘paco’. I’m angry…
  8. Hard as nails, Banzaiii!!! According to reports he juimped off the kop and sat on the Ambulance, killing several nuns and maiming some Viet Nam veterans... Seriously though, what constitutes an 'attack' these days? Throwing a half eaten cheese burger within ten feet of Gary Neville? Its all bollocks, the ambulance was unhindered in any way according to the report, treatment wasn’t delayed, and the man himself didn’t complain – that’s all that matters IMO
  9. I think Kewell should be given a run up font with Crouch, see if we can get some kind of partnership on the go. Kewell scored – I think – 19 goals for Leeds when he played up front. I like him on the Left when he’s in form but we can cover that area now with the other personnel we have, worth a punt I reckon lads..
  10. Nah, Gerrard, Alonzo, and a Kewell screamer...FACT
  11. Was chatting to someone about time they spent in Japan a while back, and they said they view loyalty to the corporation as akin to loyalty to the state back in World War 2, that by furthering their countries economy they are actually performing a national service. She also reckoned that Japanese boards have 50 (!!!!) year business plans…
  12. Ward Profile Direct your view to section 1.5... Population: 441,770 Long term sick: 108,322 24.5% of the population This was 2003 estimate..
  13. No offence to any squadies that come on here – but for me its got to be the army If anyone tried to shout me up at 6AM and make me march eleven miles, I’d be having strong words with them. The class system in the army would piss me off in a big way too, knowing that even though I have the education, brains, and balls to become an officer, I’d always be up against it purely because of my background and accent. Under such circumstances, being lead (followed) into combat by posh wankers like Prince Harry, James Blunt, and James Hewitt would piss me off to say the least..
  14. One gaff I went to in Greece and you were allowed to grope them – but I was far too fucked to even notice she had no clothes on, while we were waiting for a free booth I asked her were she was from and she said the Ukraine, “anywhere near Kiev?” being the only city I’d heard of, “What do you think of your chances in the champions league? Sehvchenco is class isn’t he?” “Erm yeah he’s very good” She replied, obviously not knowing what the fuck I was on about… Halfway through the dance she sat on my lap and leant back to rest her head on the floor, she couldn’t get back up and reached her hand out for a lift back to an upright position, but I was too pissed and just grinned at her and gave her the thumbs up while thinking of Dynamo Kiev, so she had to shout some Polish bird to come and give her a hand instead.
  15. Its best not to speculate at the moment i think, ANY eye injury is going to be a serious condition, I'll wait with fingers crossed until they know more. I am a little worried at the fact he's still in Portugal though, mustn't be safe to move him otherwise he'd be at a specialist hospital by now..
  16. "IF HE DIES...HE DIES!!!" I'm sorry - I just couldn't resist it!
  17. I can analyse Benficas strengths right now: Wes Brown, Michael Silvestre, Darren Fletcher, Kieron Richardson, Park Ji Sung, a quite staggering, staggering level of shit...
  18. “Hang the bastard” Says Dietmar Hamanns twin-brother from outside his Munich home
  19. There were shit loads of players i thought would make it back in the day, Foley, Partridge, Ian Armstrong, Chris O Brien...
  20. It would be class if the FA allowed a restructuring of the seserve set-up to reflect Spain, so we could actually give them league status, I’d quite fancy following Liverpool-B in the second division now and then!
  21. I think that whole scene is ridiculous. They carry the pretence that outsiders are all the same and they are rebelling against convention, yet they say this as they all sit there wearing the same slipknot T-shirt with the same length of hair listening to the same music and agreeing on their likes and dislikes of the same bands, talking about Quigins, and grass…And looking at you like shit because you wear a Ted Baker watch.
  22. From a future issue of the daily post - published in Biff Tannons sports almanac
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