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The beeb are bigging it up and saying it will 'rock the foundations of football' Doubt it, would be nice if Fergusson and his agent son are involved though.

Mourinho has killed people - of that i have no doubt.

PMSL txt bk!

"I may not be a lady...but I'm all woman, from Monday to Sunday, I spam my fingers to the bone...'

Correct!

Let the people decide...

I heard a new remix on Sat of 50cent 'in da club' and Ghostbusters - it was ace!

Me mate (usually mild mannered) flipped on his mother a while back because she kept asking him why people from his school were now famous and why didn't he do something like that. 'He's from your school, he's the new James Bond isn't he Daniel, didn't he go to your school son?' 'Mum - Fucking shut up!!' was priceless

Someone ban it, please!

He's from Hoylake, same school (Hilbre High School) as the Coral.

Spooks is class, along with Doctor Who, its as though the BBC has had a creative enima of late.

^^ A solicitor without a taste for narcotics has to spend his disposable income on something! Ask them if Teddy Ruxpin was sexually active before sixteen.

Is he a red yeah? Well then he's greatly missunderstood and his bland acting is actually skillful underplay! The type only a master could pull off. Seriously though, if ever there was room for an updated Bond its in the current terrorist climate, bollocks to all that 'crazed media mogul with shark tank' tomfoolery - I want Spooks on steds, with a bad man chasing badder terrorists.

Vodafone are the most wank company i've ever had the missfortune of dealing with. I had a price plan which meant that on top of the 20 notes a month rental i'd pay a tenner for 300 messages and 100 minutes (or something like that - this was nearly three years ago like) Anyway my bills kept coming back at 70 quid plus and i phoned them up and said (WTF, I'm not a teenage girl, no way i'm going over my limit!) Turns out they were charging me for all the first 300 messages AND the extra i was supposed to be paying to get them 'free' They refunded the money (after three phone calls) and then did it again! I'm with 02 now and have never had any complaints, got a good phone (at the time) and 500 messages with 100 anytime minutes for 25 quid. They've never messed me around - plus i know when i ring up to cancel my contract they're guaranteed to offer me 50% off all future bills and a new phone - its retention policy or something.

Lets get this party started, I've got win bonuses for all.

Ask him for his view on Roman Abramovich and Chelsea, thats sure to bring out a good 'In my day...' style tirade - always funny.

I'm just glad it wasn't Clive Owen - a more bland actor I challenge you to find.

Didn't know Sewden a communist country? Blonde birds and collectivism, good shit!

Four games in? WTF! More crosses than anyone else in the premiership last season and a couple of encouraging displays before having a hot and cold spell against the fastest (if not the best) LB in world football at the home of the champions. Aurelio was free and bought as cover, haven't seen Gonzalez enough but he's got tallent, Kuyt and Bellamy have got top class pedigree as well. Cheyrou Diuff and the Sherif were tallentless and had a whole season to prove that to us.. Smicer is a leg for his Istanbul heroics but he didn't have the consistancy or the backbone to make it here.

Casino Royale What do you think of Bond films in general and will you be bothered watching the new one? The James Bond idea is a good one (My female English teacher hated the books because he was "ruthless and cruel - and treated women terribly", which peaked my interest) and it sounds like they've taken it back to its roots. For instance there's reputed to be only one mild explosion in the whole film and the fight scenes are supposed to be more realistic and brutal, no shark guns followed by 'I think he got he point', which should save it from its camp stories and loads of OTT FX era shite. Seeing as Bond is supposed to be a violent anti-hero, I thought the Tom Cruise character of Vincent in 'Collateral' would have been a good blueprint for a more adult themed Bond like this, a sociopathic business man with extreme combat skills, hope this is a good one.

Aye spot on, he's been told to come inside as well - which is probably against his natural instincts being a touch-line player, needs a good run and won't be up against left-backs as fast as cole every week.

There's a few of these knocking around, they're just sat at the end of the phone with Google in front of them, I asked another one a few questions and the answers were total rubbish. There should be a disclaimer in the text that says 'this answer may be total bollocks'

Spot on, the media are just looking for as much shit to throw at us as possible, now something which was a tactical masterstroke last season has suddenly become a desperate act which will eventually drive Gerrard out of the club (according to the tone of some of the rags yesterday)

I'll have some of that, although it would require some serious engineering skill to get anywhere near her flange - believe me, I've thought about it.

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