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Ah Rupert, one day you too will be gone and the world will be a better place.

27 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Everything you see in documentaries and films suggests that marines are the cream of the cream and would rather die than betray their country and principles, but I didn't see a lot of that in the gurning idiots in the audience for Trump's farce yesterday. One even had a MAGA cap on instead of his proper uniform.

Nah it's a bit different over there. The Royal Marines over here are proper crack troops, the Marines in the States are chum for meat grinders. They're nicknamed 'grunts' and 'jarheads'. They're usually scooped up from housing projects in Detroit and sent to flamethrower villages in Laus, they'll be loving this shit.

https://news.sky.com/story/royal-marines-commandos-force-us-marine-corps-troops-to-surrender-in-training-exercise-12458823

The American military are like the US police, they're under educated and utilise brute force. Guile, strategy and finesse is not their allies and never has been.

The new chairman of Reform UK has said there is a “very strong case” for the death penalty - 24 hours after Nigel Farage said he would not support its reintroduction.

36 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

A list of United's record highest transfers.

 

A who's who of how not to buy!

 

 

Looks like the time I was playing Champ Man after a night out and fell asleep on the controller. 

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/jun/11/harry-potter-tv-show-hbo-stars-social-media

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Looks like a Hitler Youth recruit.

You need a bit of that.

Didn't realise Big Jim had tried to buy Chelsea when Abramovich was forced to sell up, thought he was a good local lad come good who only wanted the best for his boyhood club?

50 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

Looks like those threats about losing government contracts are taking their toll.

 

I reckon it's more the deportation angle. He's a snivelling shithouse, Trump never forgets so he's wasting his time apologising.

1 minute ago, Street Preacher said:

What some need to remember is, that there have been windows when we have either spent very little or nothing at all. It will balance itself out.

 

These types of signings are (potentially) generational talents. Would any amount be too high for Salah now in hindsight or Virg when we bought them? Given what we've won, the aura and prestige they've brought to the club?

11 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Anglo saxon is the latest thing on twitter

Along with some ridiculous cosplay picture

The real Brits all live in Cornwall and Wales, fact, we're invaders. 

Newsom can probably get a presidential run out of this I reckon, in fact it'd be even better if he did get arrested, they love that shit the simpletons. 

I'll be honest, having seen people (justifiably) complain for years now about FSG not spending enough, I wasn't expecting to see 'they've spent too much!' enter the chat. 

2 hours ago, Curly said:

I fucking love Luis. The apathy towards him is mind blowing

Yeah he's a top class player. He's an out and out winger for me, and clubs don't really play that way now, sadly IMO. I think he'd wasted back to goal or coming inside. He'd suit the Spanish league far more.

We'll recoup most if not all on some outgoings.

Happy birthday pal.

You can't take stuff like that to heart, he doesn't know what Congo is and thinks asylum seekers come from insane asylums.

It's not that he's thick, it's that things don't interest him unless they involve his own money or his own TV ratings. He views everything through that prism. He's the distilled sludge of extreme capitalism and moral decay in barely human form.

What's the story in Ballymena wouldn't you like to know?

No, not really.

6 minutes ago, clockspeed said:

For those sweating over the fee just remember we lose VVD and Salah in two seasons time maybe one . If the lad is what he is supposed to be now and he will be 24 when that happens it is obvious (fee aside) he will be our new talisman.  Need a new identity , evolve the club and way of playing etc etc . Knowing we have this sort of plan ,and money, will let me enjoy the two lad last couple of years at the club with us collapsing when they leave . While we are at it I would be buying that nico Williams if is release clause is about 60 m don't really care what his wage demands are . 

The guy could be the linchpin for us for five years, if we win even one more title then we pass the mancs again. A bargain in itself. 

I'm always fairly confident Romano is accurate on these big deals, isn't he essentially a pr man for footy clubs? 

The market dictates the fee, I'd rather us pay top whack for someone considered a precocious talent than buy five players who might be okay or might be shite.

If we hadn't spent this money on him it's not like we'd have spent the money on numbers anyway, that's not our business model. We spend or we don't depending on circumstances at the time. It's not like giving a club a finite transfer kitty that they can spunk on one player or fill out the squad.

Just now, Colonel Bumcunt said:

This is mental, I don't approve. 

Why? It's not your money!

Tuesday 

That's a few journos been capped with rubber bullets  now. No longer a civilised country.

Watching England must be what it's like to be Liz Truss.