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Section_31

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  1. They should replace them with street dancers all sponsored by different parties and whoever wins the dance offs get legislation passed. Plebs can bet on the results like in The Running Man.
  2. It's interesting the situation you describe as the same thing seemed to happen with some Muslim communities post 911 in the UK. They went from jeans and footy shirts to full garb and banning the kids from watching baywatch.
  3. This Charlotte owen shit is weird as fuck. I love the smell of super injunctions in the morning.
  4. The mph/kmh speed changes are a cunt. Crossed the border and there was a mobile camera waiting for my Norman ass. What is 80kph anyway? Who am a 2002 science teacher?
  5. He was at home, washing his tights.
  6. Fuge two minutes after rejecting an invite to go the pub and approximately ten minutes before he heads to the Hornby model shop to purchase a 1962 replica signal box.
  7. Can't take pics of birds in ibiza but can take pics of potholes. Time is indeed, a cruel mistress.
  8. The Germans spending 80 years thinking about not starting a war.
  9. Sad news but what a legacy, these guys are immortal.
  10. They're still neck and neck in the swing states. Amazing.
  11. She's everything that's wrong with journalism in this country. When she was channeling Cummings on Pippa Crerar's twitter feed during the Barnard Castle debacle was unbelievable. Most journos don't care what readers or the public think, not after they've been doing it a while, but they always care what their peers think. Being regarded as a joke by them should horrify her but it clearly doesn't, which tells you a lot. She's showbiz, she likes going the pub and telling her mates she's got to step outside and take a call from the "pm". If that's what floats her boat then salud, but it's not journalism.
  12. Saying Alan Sugar worked hard for his money.
  13. It's fucked up, independence was the worst thing that ever happened to that gaff. Could have been like Canada on steds, but oh no, they wanted cotton and teabags or whatever the fuck darn'tootin. We should take it back, breed legions of Sean Beans in big pharma hatcheries and do a mass airdrop in the rust belt. Fucking muskets under each arm, say hello to my little friend! Ya bastard.
  14. He'll swing back at some point and pretend he's a big lefty. Tit.
  15. peacocking isn't it? 'I'm hard stay away from me!'. I knew some standup lad that used to gig in Hereford and the SAS were always in the pub, and he said to a man they looked like either Phil Collins or Bill Oddie.
  16. A famed music teacher and organist at Eton College has been banned from teaching for life after he used his work laptop to look for inappropriate pornographic material, including using the search term “gay little boys”. David Goode, 52, who has performed at the Proms and released Bach’s complete organ works, was suspended in December 2021, three days after Eton’s IT system flagged inappropriate searches. The Teaching Regulation Agency (TRA), conducting a subsequent investigation, found Mr Goode had conducted 229 searches, including for terms such as “cute thai littel [sic] boys”, “Algerian gay boys” and “gay little boys”.
  17. You can see why people fall for populism, it gets to the point where you wonder what the point is of living in a society at all when all it does is degrade around you. It was probably the late noughties the last time I felt like the country had any cash or was actually building anything, now all we do is tear things up and sell them off. Councils literally collapsing, hospital trusts unable to guarantee patient safety, prisons overcrowded, aircraft carriers with no jets. At the age of 30 I was told this would be 'short term pain' but I'll probably be well into my 50s and still it'll be the same old shit. I'll have lived almost half my life in a collapsing country.
  18. You know instinctively the top one would go down like a sack of shite.
  19. The way the creative industry has become obsessed with gender rather than ability. There's been a couple or authors talk about it and they've been shot down, but I think it's become a legitimate issue. The likes of Disney (and now lord of the rings) like to talk about their percentage of female directors, showrunners, leads etc rather than their ability, and the products have become shite. Rather than becoming about equlity, it's become about serving up revenge againts people who had nothing to do with creating any previous gender imbalance, nor did they benefit from it. "I'm a bloke and have next to no chance of getting my script etc read." "Yeah but you've had it your way for years!" "What, I personally?" https://www.cnn.com/style/article/joyce-carol-oates-white-men-publishing-cec/index.html
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