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Schwing Fein (c) Stig.

Can't open that as it's banned in the UK.

GMTV this morning saying how it's 30 years since it became legal to be gay in the military. Me: "It's 2006, there's pillow biters in the special forces." Mrs: "What?!?"

Thing I think some people still don't get about Trump is that people vote for him for two reasons. (1) they don't care if he'll deliver for them or not, but he's despised by people they themselves despise, so they're happy enough with that. Misery loves company, like with Brexit. (2) they're people who consume lies all day, every day, on fox news and YouTube. So they no longer believe what they see with their own eyes and ears. This is underpinned for many by the idea of faith over facts. They're from towns where everything is closed except for the 18 churches selling Jesus, so they're well drilled in the idea of not sweating the fact everything is falling to bits, the Lord will provide. Populism is tailor made for these people. You don't need statistics and facts, you just need to believe.

Stacey Dooley right after she's tried to lift my wallet in Luton town centre. Peelers be holding her arms outstretched so she can't get away and she'd be like 'don't you dare crane kick me you fucking norvern slag!', but I would - and she'd make a documentry about it for BBC 10.

What kind of society gives rise to and tolerates it though? The West is absolutely diseased.

I'd have been quite happy to see anyone involved in those riots shot, and I genuinely mean that.

Kane getting kudos for scoring against Finland in a friendly is the most Harry Kane thing ever. Loves his low hanging fruit but awol tournaments when the shit hits the fan. Not fit to lace Shearer or Lineker's boots, fraud of a player.

I don't begrudge anyone keeping it at all, but the "Labour freezing old people" shtick is as predictable as it is bollocks. The tories are spinning the narrative that it's been used to "pay off the union paymasters", divide and conquer as per. Good old borris and our man Dom was talking about actually letting old people die not too long ago, let alone remove a non means tested benefit which the last surviving Barclay brother probably receives.

Bloke in work was taking about this before, his parents are retired teachers and used to give theirs to charity. Nuance went out the window years ago however. Kid starver and so forth and so on etc etc.

No other voice has that effect, adding drama to a scene just via a phonecall. He's boss in the jack ryan films too.

Fuck sake. https://www.theguardian.com/film/article/2024/sep/09/james-earl-jones-dies James Earl Jones, the actor whose beautifully sonorous tones gave voice to Star Wars’ principal villain Darth Vader, has died aged 93. Jones died at his home in Dutchess county, New York, according to an announcement from his representatives. No cause of death was provided.

Religious types often get preyed upon by psychos. My mum's fella back in the day had a road to Damascus moment in jail, met her through some kind of Christian/prisoner letter writing bollocks. When he got out went to church which set him up with a job and two grand's worth of tools. Another bloke in said church was a "reformed" bank robber who was lent money by them to set up a burglar alarm business and, well, you can guess what happened next. He should be eligible for parole around 2030. All these types have to do is give a testimony now and again dishing out some poverty porn about how their lives were turned around and how they used to inject heroine up their nose or some shit. I'm sure some are legit mind.

He's been in that ass, I reckon it's that simple. And she's his daughter.

Tremendous. https://m.independent.ie/regionals/kerry/south-kerry-news/petition-started-to-get-statue-built-of-famous-star-trek-character-in-kerry-town/a1753903745.html

Human rat.

Seems legit.

Gutted about Hogan, but I was always a Hitman man myself.

The only thing I remember is Sauron is from Yorkshire, which stands to reason as they can be moody fucks.

If it wasn't called lord of the rings I don't reckon anyone would watch it.

I am actually 41% Irish according to ancestry.com, or "the old country' as I call it.

They should replace them with street dancers all sponsored by different parties and whoever wins the dance offs get legislation passed. Plebs can bet on the results like in The Running Man.