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    Keir Starmer

    "Joanne" Anderson?
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    That worked out well, Macron is Nick Clegg with onions.
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    Sheffield Utd (A) PL - Sun 28th Feb 2021 at 19:15

    Game management now, it's all about that game management. Manage my game.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Great film, have posted this before but the guy who Mortensen plays, Tony Lip, is the guy who went on to play Carmine in The Soproanos. Mahershala Ali is a magnificent actor too, he's brilliant in Luke Cage as Cottonmouth.
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    The BBC

    I had a dream years ago I was married to her which was weird as I didn't fancy her of even watch Blue Peter, but I woke up thinking better of her for it and if we'd worked in an office together I'd have gone in that day and paid her closer attention. I later had a dream I was married to Anita Rani, although again I'd never thought about her that way.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    Bad Education, true story about a school superintendent and his deputy who embezzled 12 million from their school in New York. 7/10.
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    The BBC

    Bloke on the radio reckons Blue Peter badges went down in value because Katy Hill used to DJ and gave them away at her gigs, got to be a film in there somewhere starring Brie Larson and Hugh Jackman.
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    Lady Gaga

    The soft cunt would be this bird with the headset on, least she had the brains to not be there when shit went down.
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    Anyone who has "buy me a coffee" on their website, I.e give me some money. It's getting disturbingly widespread, even among self employed types like Web designers etc, it's quite bizarre. Back in the 80s we called it begging and you could get arrested.
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    Keir Starmer

    Anyone ever seen Rotheram and Bolsonaro in the same room?
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    In Robin Hood Prince of Thieves when one of the Nottingham soldiers says "hold thy fire" in relation to a bow and arrow, even though the term relates specifically to gunpowder weapons. It's not even on telly but I'm just sat here now simmering.
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    Signs that you're behind the times.

    Top of the pops 1990 was on the other day and said to the Mrs I genuinely couldn't tell you who's been number one at any point in the last 20 years. Robin hood prince of thieves bound to be still in the mix somewhere but beyond that, fuck knows.
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    Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

    Fantastic. A rooster fitted with bladed weaponry. The bird's owner was impaled in the groin by the knife as the animal tried to escape. The man died on the way to hospital from a loss of blood.
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    Lady Gaga

    Haha! She used to burrow under the fence and come into my nan's house before that. You'd be sat there watching Blockbusters and you'd hear her scratching around behind the couch and wonder how the fuck she got in again. It was meant to be.
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    Lady Gaga

    Mrs's mate has a dog walker because it's mental, it was living on the streets of Budapest or something (the dog not the dog walker) and now it tries to eat its own entrails when it's in the house longer than 45 minutes. He communicates with it from work via speakers on his security cameras, as if that's not going to freak it out even more. Everyone wants rescue dogs now or dogs that are half cocker spaniel and half beef and tomato pot noodle. We got my nan's dog from a litter of the neighbor's bitch, Trixie, she'd been knocked up by the neighbourhood Alsation. In those days it was a great source of shame for a family. My grandad tied a bucket to a mop and put some sliced potato in it to entice one of the puppies over the fence, and from thence forth Suzie was a member of our family.