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Everything posted by redheart

  1. Koptalk is a shite site run by a conning fat geordie wanker
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    yeah go on then...I'll give it a go
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    The Departed

    Downloaded it a few weeks ago. I rather enjoyed it. Not brilliant but better than the average garbage you get at the cinema these days
  4. What a pointless waste of time surfing is. Never before have I soooo longed to see a Great White Shark
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    Great Avatars team

    Nah Rocky has always had some distinctly homoerotic undertones. So its an image for uphill gardeners. Good luck with your "lifestyle" choice
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    At Durham University I once dined next to a table of feminist scholars. I approached their table...rubbing my chin...and asked what razor those feminists used? Phillips? Remmington? And then I proclaimed loudly "Oh sorry I forgot that you probably don't use any....because 8 out of 10 feminists prefer whiskers." They couldn't half run quickly for such fat birds
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    Great Avatars team

    Mines quite nifty
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    Fuckin annoying adverts

    Ok here goes Original Tango ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A6kskt0M70 Blackcurrant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6mGfqJAt0s And another
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    Football Manager 2007

    FM2007 is shite Stick to the greatest management game ever CM01/02. Get an updated database and off ya go
  10. I popped along to the Broadway Theatre in gamourous and sunny Peterborough to see The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb. On the whole absolutely splendid if a few too many sketches that had already been seen on TV. On a sour note the two other supporting actors/funny people they had with them were shite
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    Saw Mitchell and Webb Live last night

    Posh waiter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YoN9mkyctI Green Clarinet Bad Vicar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGDndcxH-O4 Mecial Drama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7samYP0uKE SS Officers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5WoLnOOlU
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    Saw Mitchell and Webb Live last night

    The show finished with the snooker commentators secret "Lady in Red" snooker version song! Superb
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    Saw Mitchell and Webb Live last night

    Sir Digby Chicken-Ceasar was superb...they sprinted in from the back of the theatre when one of the support crew mentioned wine on stage. Also the BIG QUESTION host sprinted through the audience asking for questions....the best anyone could come up with was "daddy or chips?" Oh and Numberwang was superb. The best bit was probably the lazy writers who do no research and did a Sci-Fi programme
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    Football Manger 2007

    The game is dull. The match representation is crap. Stick to CM01/02 with an updated database. Mine is updated to the start of this season
  15. You may be familiar with the postasecret website where nutters and whiners post their secrets on postcards. Some are funny, some are strange and some tragic. Some from this weeks new batch
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    This weeks POSTASECRET Nutters

    oh just go here there http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
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    This weeks POSTASECRET Nutters

    I can see them
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    The Twat List

    How could anyone have failed to mention this cuntfart of the highest order. I would never grow tired of rubbing his face with a cheese grater. And this pointless, puerile talentless gimp who has made tens of millions for no apparent reason. Anyone..and I mean anyone who saw his last series on ITV sunday night must realise he should be gassed like a badger This pile of Coke snorting talentless shite. Not shaggable, no talent and wholly pointless. I could easily kill it with my bare hands. Jesus just look at this cunts website http://www.katelawler.net/
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    TINA O' BRien

    From Corrie I would also tap this...not the prettiest but there is something dirty about her Suranne Jones
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    Just Watched The Film "Brick"

    Click is the biggest pile of festering shite that I have ever had the misfortune to waste my time on. In case you did not realise...I was not a fan!
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    The 80's

    The best TV programme ever...FACT
  22. Until recently I was a member of fat dunk's site the Insider because I won a free lifetime membership for £1. I can honestly say that the site was a complete rip off by a fat shyster.
  23. Kop...you are not Avenger from Koptalk are you?