Flying Pig

My wife has a similar pair.

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Just got these for my birthday. Always a classic.

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The Spiderman nailed it though.

 

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No Bucks Fizz?

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David Brent: This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it

Sanj: I don't, must be someone else

David Brent: Oh, sorry, it's the other one...

Sanj: The other what... P**i?

David Brent: Ah, that's racist.

I can Sammy, but that selfish Yorkshire bastard won't drive 80 miles from By-eckers-like-shire. Its always ' me, me, me' with him.

Oh BTW, I've tried Meerkat as Periscope isn't on android yet and its a bit shite at the moment (on Beta). Give it time amigos. I'll be able to watch Lurtzy ironing his jockstrap live.

Hopefully it'll be porn and that game with men in red kicking leather balls on a field (just can't remember its name). Maybe 'sports' season tickets will be something I won't need to stress over especially with GroPro's showing HD footage and superb battery life and linked to mobile data. Viva la meerket!

Sorry, if been mentioned before (on mobile and can't see everything). Is anyone into these yet? Can see it greatly affecting live sports and porn if it becomes as popular as twitter.

After one occasion when I was served very expensive awful food and after getting no joy from the manager I advised them that I wouldn't let them get away with it so easily. I bet they regret ever setting their eyes on me when they realised I hadn't placed my knife and fork together on the finished plate, as you are legally supposed to do, but instead in a hilarious V shape telling them in a stainless steely way to fuck off. No one gets one over on me.

Nothing makes my blood boil (apart from Tories) than lazy parasitic Royal bastards. Pitchforks anyone?

And his wife's acting was concrete it's was that stiff.

I know I'm probably in the minority NV but it just annoyed me. Spaceys talking direct to the audience was boring but basically apart from him throwing that girl under the train it just plodded on for me. I guessed from day one what would happen.

Not exactly TV (watched mine on a tablet!) . Anyone not wanting to waste 26 hours of your life don't watch House of Cards. Nothing happens, he's a bit of a untrustworthy senator and always gets what he wants.

I was very happy to have been asked to be my mates best man, including the speech etc. Everything going to plan until the two before me (from brides side) came up with hilarious stuff. On walks myself, still confident of my own ability, and starts my speech. I'd like you to imagine Gervais's first meeting the 'swindon lot' and talking about the wanking claw. After an incredibly indepth fictional 8 minute chat I'd 'hilariously' made up about my mate I walked across the hardwood flooring hearing my own steps as my friends family occasionally clapped once or twice out of respect. Funny thing is that I like the notoriety I brought on myself and the looks I got from strangers at the party. Overall it was a great night. It's never been mentioned again by my mates.

Agent Provocateur have got some bargains at the minute:

 

 

The bra is £395, the suspender is £425 and the skids are £395.

Charles Aznavor removes the cherry from bakewell tarts.

Sue Pollard.

That looks pretty cool, FP

Nice

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That looks pretty cool, FP

Nice

Cheers mate. I nearly always change the strap purely to be a bit different. Loads of superb waterproof straps on ebay (decent ones about £20 etc). Leather straps are more comfy that metal IMO. I also used Timpsons to put the strap for me, only costs £5.00.

This would be my choice.

I like the orange monster ones

I've got the Black Monster but I've added a black leather Chronisimmo strap. Looks ace.

Wonderful gesture. Hope they are both Ok soon.

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Not one picture of Barbara Windsor getting out the bath in Carry on Henry!

This thread is gayyyyyyy.

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