Josef Svejk

2 minutes ago, Moo said:

 

Yeah we'd have done better if the manager would have walked out, at short notice, with 4 months of the season to play.  I hated the timing, disagreed with it but I don't know the machinations, but things are very unlikely to have turned out any better with an even more shocking development. Likely the opposite.

I get all that. But watching Klopp increasingly disengaged on the bench and in front of the press is the most depressing of all eventualities for me. 

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I think the squad needs a lot more work than people previously thought. 

We could upgrade in at least seven

positions. 

Anyone still defending Klopp's January announcement? 

He should have said nothing or quit there and then. 

Just now, Ronnie Whelan said:

Terrible performance.

 

I can't think of one player that played well - Ali aside.

Did he play well? 

He should have left in January. 

1 minute ago, Code said:

Sadly our players seems as braindead as some of our fans right now.

 

Fuck this shite!

Mo was great, though, right? 

A shit Andy Carroll. 

1 minute ago, suzy said:

inside he’s fuming.

Boo fucking hoo.

How about he tries to earn his money rather than phoning it in? 

1 minute ago, chrisbonnie said:

Can't believe he's kept Nunez on. 

A shit Andy Carroll would be a massive improvement. 

I knew these fuckwits would let Klopp down. I'm pretty sure I said it on here. 

45 minutes from shitness. 

6 minutes ago, Code said:

We must be the most pedestrian team in the league at the moment, what the fuck has happened to us?

 

We get the ball forward so slowly its almost like watching walking football.

 

Its all down to our defenders and midfielders, when they finally release the ball forward our attacking players usually have ended up going backwards.

 

Skocking defending for the goal, if Konate is sold in the summer I wont give it a seconds thought, he’s a but rubbish really and he is certainly part of the reason we cant get the ball forward quickly.

 

Nunez with a terrible miss again, Diaz and Salah also with chances but not sitters like Nunez.

 

We need to get the ball forward quicker, simple as that, and we need to get Salah involved more, but that will happen if we release the ball faster. 

 

 

Lame attempt to distract from another pitiful Salah performance.

£350k a week is it? 

1 minute ago, Torvald Utne said:

Jones, Salah, Nunez, Robertson and konate would all be getting hooked at half time if I was the manager, guess temperament is one of the infinite reasons I'm not

Konate is Sakho afterbirth. 

Darwin N'Gog. 

A shit Andy Carroll would be an improvement. 

Can we bring Henderson back?

I can't stand this bunch of pussies. 

I'm watching the snooker but all I can think of is us appointing Willie Thorne. 

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Worth remembering Klopp is bald.

 

At least Slot has stayed honest to his baldness and not been a traitor to it.

Klopp is the Übermensch. Normal rules do not apply. 

Let's say the choice is between a full head of hair (Amorim) and a slaphead (Slot). 

You've got to go with the full head of hair, right?

Although some deviants want to compromise on a combover (Tuchel). Sick fuckers. 

8 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Impressive speech here, delivered in perfect English.

 

Is that an impressive speech? I mean, if you need piano accompaniment, you're missing something...

3 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

He looks like a fucking snooker player. 

6 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

 

Wrong sport... 

He looks like a fucking snooker player. 

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

If he gets the job, he has a couple of months to grow a beard or I'm booing him.

He's far too ugly to replace Klopp. It's completely unacceptable. 

55 minutes ago, SasaS said:

Slot is six feet. Would that be enough?

That's a Dutch midget.