Josef Svejk

And again...

Here are the other three women...

I don't know which is more disturbing: the following story... Lovers - and wife - superglue man's penis Associated Press, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 Tracy M. Hood-Davis, of Fond du Lac, faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment A married man who planned a motel tryst with one of his several lovers was instead ambushed by four women including his wife. Donessa Davis was lured into a room by Therese Ziemann where he agreed to a bondage session, but once he was securely tied up she, her sister Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell, and wife Tracy Hood-Davis attacked him. The women's plot unfolded last Thursday at the Lakeview Motel near the scenic shores of Lake Winnebago in Wisconsin. Ziemann struck the man in the face, and used glue to attach his penis to his stomach. He started screaming and the women ran off worried that he could get loose and hurt them, but took his wallet, car and phone. Ziemann told police she met the man online, fell in love and paid for a room at the motel for the past two months. She said she gave him about 3,000 dollars. Then last Wednesday, she learned from his wife that he was married, had other girlfriends and was "using them for money." During the confrontation Sewell asked him, "Which one do you love more?" and the his wife made a derisive remark about him being scared. Now the women face up to six years in prison. Sewell, Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, and the man's wife are charged with being party to false imprisonment. Ziemann also is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault. All have been released on £125 bail. Sewell said after her arrest: "I am disturbed. I am upset. I am having a hard time handling life, an emotional wreck." ... or the photo of the wife...

Xabi Alonso transfer deal almost decided during Liverpool FC hotel meeting Aug 3 2009 by Tony Barrett, Liverpool Echo XABI ALONSO’S Liverpool career looks set to come to an end after Real Madrid indicated they are willing to pay in the region of £30 million for his services. Reds officials met with Real executive director-general José Ángel Sánchez yesterday afternoon as the Spanish giants stepped up their bid to finally bring an end to their summer long pursuit of Alonso. The talks took place at Liverpool’s team hotel in Barcelona prior to last night’s 3-0 friendly defeat at the hands of Espanyol and though a deal was not struck enough progress was made for Real’s confidence to rise that agreement is not far off. Rafa Benitez has insisted all along that he will not accept a knockdown offer for the Spanish playmaker despite Alonso having indicated that he is ready to leave Anfield and the Liverpool manager’s patience appears to be paying off as Real finally got closer to the kind of bid he is looking for. With Roma star Alberto Aquilani already lined up as Alonso’s successor, Benitez will be keen for Real to put their money where their mouth has been and finally bring an end to the transfer saga. The chances of that happening appear to have been boosted after reports in Spain suggested that the Bernabeu coffers will shortly be swollen to the tune of £18m due to the impending sale of Dutchman Wesley Sneijder to Inter Milan. One of the main sticking points in Real’s pursuit of Alonso in recent weeks has been their insistence that they did not have the ready cash to meet Benitez’s demands following a spending spree that has seen them spend in excess of £165m on Ronaldo, Kaka and Karim Benzema alone. Benitez has always remained adamant that this is not his nor Liverpool’s problem, however, and has continually made it clear that unless his value of Alonso is met then the 27-year-old will not be allowed to leave. With the two parties now edging closer to an agreement and with a channel of communication now flowing freely again between Anfield and the Bernabeu it is looking increasingly likely that a deal will be struck in the coming days. Benitez’s reluctance to give Alonso any more than a substitute’s appearance in the dying stages of last nights’s defeat at the hands of Espanyol was a telling sign of how close an agreement is with the Liverpool manager clearly unwilling to put the Spanish international at risk of the kind of injury that could place the proposed deal in jeopardy. Alonso’s presence was sorely missed, particularly in the second half as Liverpool struggled with their passing, allowing Espanyol to take full advantage. Daniel Agger missed the game with a recurring back problem and was today due to undergo treatment at Melwood after Liverpool returned to Merseyside in the early hours of this morning.

Sleep naked with these fuckers around?

They don't, but you'd still like to see a few peripheral players looking better than garbage...

Our squad is still full of shite. None of the squad players looks like they'll make the grade.

Bye bye, Xabi...

Degen injured?!

From Football 365: Roma midfielder Daniele De Rossi has rubbished reports he is set for a move to Arsenal. Speculation is rife that Arsenal are preparing a big-money bid for De Rossi. However, the 26-year-old claims he has no intention of leaving the capital club, which he joined as a youth player in 2000. "Arsenal? I have never heard anything," said De Rossi. "Roma have declared me untransferable, I want to stay only here. "Things would change if they wanted to offload me but they have always wanted me. "I was on holiday, I read certain figures and even I didn't know if it could be true, I told myself 'maybe this time they will really sell me'. "But the club always came out and declared that I was not for sale and that really pleased me. It's the only thing I want." Alberto Aquilani has also been linked with a move to the Barclays Premier League, with reports suggesting Liverpool are close to signing the midfielder. De Rossi believes it would be a good move for his team-mate but believes the Giallorossi would regret it. "I don't know the details and I don't know if the deal is real," he added. "If it's as it's written in the papers, we will lose a great player. "His many injuries have maybe meant that he's been forgotten about a bit, but I am sure that if he leaves we will regret it. "He's a footballer with exceptional skill and above all he grew up in Roma's academy and has a love for this shirt that you cannot buy. "But if you think about his career I think it would be a good opportunity, he would grow a lot by being close to the best midfielder in the world - Steven Gerrard."

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Pretty sure the chicken came before the hen.

Walker Texas Ranger

Duty Free That's My Boy The Brittas Empire Absolutely Fabulous... and anything else involving French and/or Saunders

Was the ghost pursuing a ghost child with a ghost erection?

That's no way to speak about Yossi...

Extremely unlikely if Benayoun is signing a new contract... and not a good idea one way or the other...

If he can maintain his form, then that's great news. When confident he's an extremely useful player...

To be honest, this is an epic bore. Two guys serving well. For a long time. That's it.

Match on...

They want Alonso, Arbeloa, and Riera? Huh?

Nobody who should be taken seriously.

Exactly. Complete nonsense.

Check out the Liverpool kids asking for autographs at the end... and the attempts of the Scum journalists to pass them off as City fans!