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Newcastle fan: "We are a giant European club now" That's Everton levels of delusion. Just like the Bloos, the vast majority of European clubs or their fans, have no idea who Newcastle are.

Given how their owner and the board, so wise and revered, have run their club in recent years, stability is one word that cannot be associated with Everton.

What would the Everton Board do? Everton, aren't we?

A home draw against lower league opposition is a draw that so seldom happens for us. The privilege that City get practically every round, every year.

Fixed. to be fair, you were only one letter out.

Magnificent win, especially having come from 7-0 behind at half time. Top of the league at Christmas went West very fucking quick, and now this. Hahaha! AFTV have just given airtime yet another Yank, maybe the 4th in about 6 fans I've seen up to now, and he's just said that 'at the end of the day, Pep is the greatest manager of all time, up there with Ferguson and Wenger!' The know-nothing cocksucking assholes.

If Chelsea were to sell a young athletic player, ostensibly for FFP reasons, and sign a 33yo whose legs have gone and would demand big wages, then that would really represent a damning vision of their transfer policy. With respect, Nelly, 'getting a couple of decent seasons' out of Henderson is an absolute pipe dream. He was no longer ready and suitable for a full season with Liverpool, and with increasing age and injuries, being an option up to the age of 35 at Chelsea is just way beyond his capabilities. Having the experience is one thing, but with a long record of a failing body and increasing lay-offs, that experience is worthless when they're sitting on any club's treatment table. His reputation was fucked going to the Middle East in the first place, but this would really only show how far he's fallen, and cap a real clusterfuck of career decisions for someone who was so teflon shiny for so long. Fuck him, and them. I'd laugh at both if it happens.

Another ref to add to their ever growing list. I bet Chris Kavanagh never thought he'd live to be mentioned in the same breath as Pieruigi Collina and Clive Thomas, but these are extraordinary times

Hey, Eddie, how about you take your misgivings and injustices out on City at home in the next game? Plenty of fuel to fire your lads up in front of a home crowd. Yeah, some managers just get sacked...

Without Dubravka, they would have been beaten 10-2 Happy New Year!

Villa Spursing a home game and they could even be behind following a disallowed by VAR for Burnley. Get back in yer Brummie boxes, you deluded gobshites.

Who ever suggested such a thing? Nobody here. Nobody.

Moyes losing his virginity against Arsenal at a very welcome time.

Fuck off Kompany and... company

Oh shit, why did I say that? Me and my big fucking mouth!

"We'll win a trophy again in the next few years"... it can only mean they must be heading to Florida again.

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Hahaha! That game where Walters excelled himself. If Laurel and Hardy played football... Chances are, he didn't buy a lottery ticket that night.

A rather agreeable day of results!

Standby for baldy's fume...

Half decent, that.

We're 11 points better off now than after 12 games last season. Just about one full point per game. Real progress.

What a ripper from Diogo! Absolute beauty!

Does anyone else scream at the telly when they show footage from the pitchside camera, or is it just me? I hate not being able to see where everyone is in relation to who's in possession of the ball.